5/23 Cubs (Arrieta) @ DBacks (De La Rosa) 9:10 PM CSN

[Sammy Sofa]

I, for one, am happy to see young players achieve such exciting moments in their careers.

 

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[ScrubMD]

You just really have to tip your cap to Nick [expletive] Ahmed and Tuffy [expletive] Gosewisch.

[treebird]

low strike is back

[DiamondMind]

Yea lets all calm down and just appreciate the success of the resilient diamondbacks

[Ski]

"Well it would have been a good series, but Nick [expletive] Ahmed and Tuffy [expletive] Gosewisch just really had our number."

Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year.

[Sammy Sofa]

Yea lets all calm down and just appreciate the success of the resilient diamondbacks

 

Indubitably.

 

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[treebird]

baxter looked pretty good except for how he is overmatched by both fastballs and breaking pitches

[Sammy Sofa]

"Well it would have been a good series, but Nick [expletive] Ahmed and Tuffy [expletive] Gosewisch just really had our number."

Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year.

 

Montero was pretty godlike for a while.

[Butterscup1679666578]

i went to the bathroom and missed the ghost sandwich home run so the score still counts as 5-4 for me. you guys are down 6-4 (suckers)

 

well i missed that bases clearing double by the dbacks earlier so cubs are still winning #cubsaregonnawintoday

[Sammy Sofa]

"Well it would have been a good series, but Nick [expletive] Ahmed and Tuffy [expletive] Gosewisch just really had our number."

Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year.

 

Plus Baker was a [expletive] folk hero.

 

Literally.

[DiamondMind]

the alcohol is taking hold

[treebird]

"Well it would have been a good series, but Nick [expletive] Ahmed and Tuffy [expletive] Gosewisch just really had our number."

Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year.

 

http://wgntv.com/2015/04/24/cubs-score-4-times-in-11th-for-7-3-win-over-reds/

[Ski]

"Well it would have been a good series, but Nick [expletive] Ahmed and Tuffy [expletive] Gosewisch just really had our number."

Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year.

 

Montero was pretty godlike for a while.

I meant as far as shitty players getting big hits, ours haven't done that much when it's mattered.

[DiamondMind]

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[mul21]

That's so great. I had forgotten about it.

[Sammy Sofa]

"Well it would have been a good series, but Nick [expletive] Ahmed and Tuffy [expletive] Gosewisch just really had our number."

Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year.

 

Montero was pretty godlike for a while.

I meant as far as [expletive] players getting big hits, ours haven't done that much when it's mattered.

 

Well, neither have the Diamondbacks'.

[DiamondMind]

OH GOD IT'S JACKSON

[ScrubMD]

I'd really like to see Jackson bear down and just start drilling people in the head. Lets just spend the rest of the series having our pitchers drill everyone in the head until all of our pitchers are ejected and we have to forfeit.

[profisme]

If anyone is at the game, feel free to punch the guy in white behind the plate squarely in the dick.

[CyHawk_Cub]

OH GOD IT'S JACKSON

 

Joe is determined to not have another extra-innings game

[ScrubMD]

"Nick Ahmed and Tuffy Gosewisch were on their way to great things until they repeatedly got drilled in the head in that infamous series with the Cubs."

[treebird]

the diamondbacks literally have people directly behind home plate shaking their asses at the game between pitches. i'm surprised the commissioner's office doesn't ask them to clean it up.

[treebird]

HOW DID THAT CARRY SO FAR

[profisme]

Manfred is never up late enough to see Diamonbacks home games. Probably completely unaware.

[Sammy Sofa]

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