5/23 Cubs (Arrieta) @ DBacks (De La Rosa) 9:10 PM CSN

[DiamondMind]

thats why I asked lol

[ScrubMD]

My stupid kids can buy all the lunchables they want with the life insurance money.

[treebird]

I'm just going to shut myself in the refrigerator and eat lunchables until the oxygen runs out and the pain fades away.

 

what kinda lunchables

 

Mostly pizza and nachos.

 

i like those tiny circle chips. and pizza is obviously everything.

[DiamondMind]

hahahahahahaha

[treebird]

hey look bryant's not a third baseman

 

i wonder what other frightening truths we'll learn about the cubs tonight.

Edited May 24, 2015 by treebird

[Schwarber Fan]

Sit down, Pollock.

[halplm]

Why bunt? seriously... I don't understand... even if you execute it well, and get a single... is that really such a better position with 2 outs that you give up all chances at an extra base hit?

 

yes, considering that the pitcher would no longer be leading off the next inning.

 

I don't buy it, you have to score runs, getting one more position through the order is not a significant enough gain to rule out more chances to score. Coghlan has been hitting the ball hard, with bad luck... the chance of an extra base hit is not out of the question.

 

so if he hits a double, he's in scoring position for a guy with a career .120 batting average.

 

That's a whole lot better than being on first for a guy with career .120 average.

[Soul]

Sit down, Pollock.

Yeah, kid could use a good slap across the face

[DiamondMind]

I just want to say again that I hate this stupid ballpark

[Schwarber Fan]

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[halplm]

every [expletive] game with the strike zone... umpires suck

[Butterscup1679666578]

hey look bryant's not a third baseman

 

i wonder what other frightening truths we'll learn about the cubs tonight.

 

/joe maddon sits down for post-game press conference

 

"jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams"

[treebird]

kb says [expletive] your shift

[Guest]

If Bryant hit a routine groundball, I think he might have beaten Goldschmidt to first.

[treebird]

hey look bryant's not a third baseman

 

i wonder what other frightening truths we'll learn about the cubs tonight.

 

/joe maddon sits down for post-game press conference

 

"jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams"

 

NICE

 

that said, i wouldn't be all that shocked if i found out maddon was into email forwards.

[DiamondMind]

every [expletive] game with these [expletive] umpires and their [expletive] [expletive]

[treebird]

rizzo is pressing in the presence of goldschmidt

[ScrubMD]

Even Rizzo isn't awesome anymore.

[Guest]

Even Rizzo isn't awesome anymore.

 

2 for 18 on the west coast trip, not fun

[DiamondMind]

[expletive]

[treebird]

oh that is going to angry up the blood something fierce

[DiamondMind]

IM [expletive] DONE WITH THESE [expletive] IDIOT UMPIRES WHAT THE [expletive]

[treebird]

definitely safe but i bet they say his head is in the way on the good replay and call him out.

[Guest]

clearly safe, how did you ever call him out

[treebird]

YOU GUYS THE BAD THING DIDN'T HAPPEN