Cubs hire Jason Parks

[jersey cubs fan]

(no #RIGs and such for you folks who can't stand it for some reason).

 

Some reason?

[Tyrant]

(no #RIGs and such for you folks who can't stand it for some reason).

 

Some reason?

 

i had diarrhea last week and hated it for some reason.

[Guest]

@jorgearangure: My homey @ProfessorParks moved to Arizona today and all of us in Brooklyn are worse for it. Good luck to him out there

[treebird]

@jorgearangure: My homey @ProfessorParks moved to Arizona today and all of us in Brooklyn are worse for it. Good luck to him out there

 

how will brooklyn ever recover from the loss of a white hipster doofus

[Elrhino]

You don't easily replace a north Brooklyn blogger who's constantly on social media demonstrating an over-inflated sense of cleverness and wit.

[SouthSideRyan]

Maybe gawker could hire a few more interns to write about TGI Fridays to fill the void.

[treebird]

Maybe gawker could hire a few more interns to write about TGI Fridays to fill the void.

 

i assume that person who took on the herculean task of eating like twenty mozzarella sticks over eight hours is dead by now anyway

[SouthSideRyan]

Maybe gawker could hire a few more interns to write about TGI Fridays to fill the void.

 

i assume that person who took on the herculean task of eating like twenty mozzarella sticks over eight hours is dead by now anyway

 

If there's any justice in this cruel world.

[imb]

Maybe gawker could hire a few more interns to write about TGI Fridays to fill the void.

 

Hahahahahah

[Banedon]

Maybe gawker could hire a few more interns to write about TGI Fridays to fill the void.

 

i assume that person who took on the herculean task of eating like twenty mozzarella sticks over eight hours is dead by now anyway

 

I blame Roger Goodell for that poor woman's death.