7/10 Cobs (Hendricks) @ Reds (Bailey), 11:35AM CDT WGN

[DiamondMind]

I made the thread, cause game starts in 20 minutes. Cubs will win, 24-3.

 

1. Chris Coghlan the Destroyer (L) LF

2. Arismendy Al Contra (S) 2B

3. Tinyface (L) 1B

4. Starlin ® SS

5. Batflip (L) 3B

6. Bad Outfielder #1 (L) CF

7. Bad Outfielder #2 (L) RF

8. John Baker (L) C

9. Kyle Hendricks ® P

 

 

1. Chris Heisey ® CF

2. Skip Schumaker (L) RF

3. Todd Frazier ® 3B

4. Brayan Pena (S) 1B

5. Ryan Ludwick ® LF

6. Ramon Santiago (S) 2B

7. Zack Cozart ® SS

8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C

9. Homer Bailey ® P

 

Gametime Forecast: 80°F • Partly Cloudy • 0% PoP

 

 

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[Friendly Confines]

Who in holy hell is Tucker Barnhart

[Sammy Sofa]

Please stop playing the Reds.

 

Please lose so DiamondMind can never start a Miley-themed game thread ever again.

[DiamondMind]

I did it just for you.

[NOLA]

Stick to your guns Diamond, Miley is smoking hot even if she is obnoxious.

[DiamondMind]

Hey, theres no Billy Hamilton today, it's not all bad.

[Sammy Sofa]

Bruce has been the true monster of this series.

[Guest]

Can't wait til the 30 for 30 where we find out Tuffy Gosewich, Tucker Barnhart, and J.T. Realmuto were all somehow the same person.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I want Hendricks to pitch well, but losing a five-game sweep feels appropriately humiliating.

[jersey cubs fan]

Do you think Rizzo has his phone on the field retweeting all these #voterizzo tweets?

[DiamondMind]

Hendricks

 

http://i.imgur.com/uR5um7k.png

[Cubswin11]

Miley is smoking hot even if she is obnoxious.

No

[jersey cubs fan]

Miley is smoking hot even if she is obnoxious.

No

 

Smoking hot as in she looks like somebody who was hot but smoked too much and ruined themselves.

[NOLA]

Can't wait til the 30 for 30 where we find out Tuffy Gosewich, Tucker Barnhart, and J.T. Realmuto were all somehow the same person.

So are Nate Schierholtz and Dallas Beeler.

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[Sammy Sofa]

Miley is smoking hot even if she is obnoxious.

No

 

Smoking hot as in she looks like somebody who was hot but smoked too much and ruined themselves.

 

She is ghastly.

 

Cue that one dude here that gets annoyed whenever random internet slobs judge famous people.

[DiamondMind]

I bet you like girls like pam on the office

[Sammy Sofa]

That was an unexpected tangent.

[jersey cubs fan]

I bet you like girls like pam on the office

women with bodies that aren't mirror images of Justin Bieber?

[Cubswin11]

I bet you like girls like pam on the office

If the choice is do I prefer girls like Pam from The Office over coked out whores with buzz cuts who have the bodies of middle school boys, then yes I like girls like Pam from The Office

[Sammy Sofa]

And LULZ at "girls."

 

Jesus, no wonder this guy's posts are the equivalent of the brother's room from Just One of the Guys.

[DiamondMind]

And LULZ at "girls."

 

Jesus, no wonder this guy's posts are the equivalent of the brother's room from Just One of the Guys.

 

I don't get that reference at all.

[Sammy Sofa]

Good.

[jersey cubs fan]

And LULZ at "girls."

 

Jesus, no wonder this guy's posts are the equivalent of the brother's room from Just One of the Guys.

In my mind that was a great movie, am I wrong?

[DiamondMind]

This game thread is off to a great start.

[jersey cubs fan]

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