5/24 Cubs (Wood) @ Padres (Buckner) 9:10 - WGN

[SouthSideRyan]

imb is busy covering executions and concerts and no longer getting BJs so I am here for the sole purpose of complaining about how much Saturday Night games suck.

 

 

 

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4-4 4.61 ERA, 8.4 K/9, 3.0 BB/9, 0.8 HR/9

 

vs.

 

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2014 debut

 

Wood is making up for leaving everyone on base last year by letting everyone on base score this year. Billy Buckner really sucks, but so do we, so here we are.

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

Coldplay stole the spotlight Travis should have gotten.

[Guest]

saturday night games are the [expletive] worst unless you're attending them

[Guest]

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Bad pun day!

[SouthSideRyan]

saturday night games are the [expletive] worst unless you're attending them

 

I'd much rather go to a 305 game at wrigley

[otis89]

Not only is this a Saturday night game. It's a Saturday night game on the freaking west coast. Some of us like to see games end before midnight.

[Guancous]

One pitch out from the leadoff hitter. Sigh.

[Schwarber Fan]

Way to make this guy work so far.

[Guest]

Guys, Cletus the Robot from FOX Sports threw out the first pitch.

[Guest]

The beer is fantastic at Petco:

 

 

I went with Arrogant Bastard (not pictured on the menu).

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], I'm jealous. Stupid Wrigley.

[crector]

Hmmmm...only 3 forum members are following this game....Guess everyone else is watching Crawford blow everything for the Blackhawks.

[bukie]

Hmmmm...only 3 forum members are following this game....Guess everyone else is watching Crawford blow everything for the Blackhawks.

There are at least 3 things wrong with this sentence, and I'm not even getting into the grammar and structure.

[Sammy Sofa]

Blackhawks are losing?!??

 

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[PackLandVA]

"Hey, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!" said Len Casper as Gyorko struck out to end the inning.

 

Now that's some comedy gold!!!!

[Sammy Sofa]

Then it is time for Seinfeld gifs.

 

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[bukie]

Lake just swung at a ball the catcher never had a shot at.

 

EDIT: And then took a changeup knee high for strike 3.

[PackLandVA]

What's with the two-fingers peace sign to the eye after a hit the players have been doing this year??

[DiamondMind]

http://i.imgur.com/NEYMYNj.gif

[DiamondMind]

What's with the two-fingers peace sign to the eye after a hit the players have been doing this year??

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ak96tmvzvig/T8rUt8WpCrI/AAAAAAAAD48/U0NDdfAUk0k/s400/v+handsign.jpg

 

DUH

[Schwarber Fan]

Nice throw, Luis.

[gscool89]

Hahahaha what in the hell Valbuena?

[PackLandVA]

Louie with the "suck" to start the inning.

 

Louie with the "leather" to end the inning.

[Schwarber Fan]

Haha... this ballpark is such garbage.

[Guest]

OK, I'm with Tranny. I want Maybin on the Cubs.