2014 Bulls Offseason Thread

[UMFan83]

Caption contest?

 

http://i.imgur.com/x8ZcBhH.jpg

 

"So Deng gets a freaking spinal tap and is in the hospital for 2 weeks, Kirk is banged up with one of his 20 various injuries, Nate Robinson is throwing up in buckets, and the reporter asks me if we can beat the freaking Heat. I didn't know what to say, I just looked at him dumbfounded and just said 'we have enough to win'."

[rawaction]

Caption contest?

 

http://i.imgur.com/x8ZcBhH.jpg

 

"... so I says to Coach K, 'BECAUSE 7 ATE 9'"

 

Thibs: ".....to get to the other side"

DRose: HAHAHAHA"

Thibs: "Ok Derrick, it's not that funny"

DRose: "HAHAHAHA"

Thibs: *thinks to self* "wow, he really is that dumb."

DRose: "HAHAHAHA"

Thibs: *thinks to self* "when's his [expletive] opt out?"

DRose: "HAHAHAHA"

[RynoRules]

Thibs: Your brother Reggie?

[Guest]

Rose is a photoshopped bowl of popcorn from being Lil' Kev in that sequence.

[WrigleyField 22]

Caption contest?

 

http://i.imgur.com/x8ZcBhH.jpg

 

"... so I says to Coach K, 'BECAUSE 7 ATE 9'"

At my friends rehearsal dinner our black waiter told this joke except for the punch line says, "because 7 is a [expletive]". None of us knew how to react.

[Pushfrog98]

Caption contest?

 

http://i.imgur.com/x8ZcBhH.jpg

 

"... so I says to Coach K, 'BECAUSE 7 ATE 9'"

At my friends rehearsal dinner our black waiter told this joke except for the punch line says, "because 7 is a [expletive]". None of us knew how to react.

Not that it would help, but I kinda need to know what expletive was there...

[WrigleyField 22]

Caption contest?

 

http://i.imgur.com/x8ZcBhH.jpg

 

"... so I says to Coach K, 'BECAUSE 7 ATE 9'"

At my friends rehearsal dinner our black waiter told this joke except for the punch line says, "because 7 is a [expletive]". None of us knew how to react.

Not that it would help, but I kinda need to know what expletive was there...

I didn't tell you the waiter was black for no reason.

[Careless]

Caption contest?

 

http://i.imgur.com/x8ZcBhH.jpg

 

"... so I says to Coach K, 'BECAUSE 7 ATE 9'"

At my friends rehearsal dinner our black waiter told this joke except for the punch line says, "because 7 is a [expletive]". None of us knew how to react.

Not that it would help, but I kinda need to know what expletive was there...

I didn't tell you the waiter was black for no reason.

That man sounds like some sort of genius at making white people uncomfortable.

[WrigleyField 22]

Caption contest?

 

http://i.imgur.com/x8ZcBhH.jpg

 

"... so I says to Coach K, 'BECAUSE 7 ATE 9'"

At my friends rehearsal dinner our black waiter told this joke except for the punch line says, "because 7 is a [expletive]". None of us knew how to react.

Not that it would help, but I kinda need to know what expletive was there...

I didn't tell you the waiter was black for no reason.

That man sounds like some sort of genius at making white people uncomfortable.

In the end we all laughed at the joke, but there was just that initial moment of shock as I had just mockingly said "cuz 7 8 9" and was not at all expecting that.

[rawaction]

That man sounds like some sort of genius at making white people uncomfortable.

 

Kinda comes with the territory.

[Mark Priors Calves]

lol

[Sammy Sofa]

That man sounds like some sort of genius at making white people uncomfortable.

 

Kinda comes with the territory.

 

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1386/61/1386612233509.gif

[seanimal]

That man sounds like some sort of genius at making white people uncomfortable.

 

Kinda comes with the territory.

 

i wasn't sure how to make this joke, so i'm glad you at least saved me from the attempt

[UMFan83]

Knee soreness kept Derrick Rose out of practice Tuesday, making it the third straight day he has not played any basketball. And that left Team USA officials wondering whether Rose will be capable of handling the rigorous World Cup schedule.

 

Rose is unlikely to start, a team source told SheridanHoops.com. Kyrie Irving could move into the starting five after playing exceptionally well in a sixth man role Saturday night against Brazil, and the federation was expecting Rose to be able to contribute off the bench. But if his knees remain sore and he does not play, the makeup of the final roster will be much more uncertain than it appeared it would be when this week began. If Rose cannot handle the workload of playing three games in three nights and five games in six nights when pool play begins in Bilbao, Spain, the roster would effectively be reduced to 11 1/2 players.

 

http://www.sheridanhoops.com/2014/08/19/rose-misses-practice-with-knee-soreness-cousins-50-50-to-play-wednesday/

 

Sounds like Sheridan is negatively speculating

[seanimal]

#nee

[Banedon]

Knee soreness kept Derrick Rose out of practice Tuesday, making it the third straight day he has not played any basketball. And that left Team USA officials wondering whether Rose will be capable of handling the rigorous World Cup schedule.

 

Rose is unlikely to start, a team source told SheridanHoops.com. Kyrie Irving could move into the starting five after playing exceptionally well in a sixth man role Saturday night against Brazil, and the federation was expecting Rose to be able to contribute off the bench. But if his knees remain sore and he does not play, the makeup of the final roster will be much more uncertain than it appeared it would be when this week began. If Rose cannot handle the workload of playing three games in three nights and five games in six nights when pool play begins in Bilbao, Spain, the roster would effectively be reduced to 11 1/2 players.

 

http://www.sheridanhoops.com/2014/08/19/rose-misses-practice-with-knee-soreness-cousins-50-50-to-play-wednesday/

 

Sounds like Sheridan is negatively speculating

 

Aggrey Sam was similarly speculating this morning. Not so much that his knee is really all that hurt, but just that there may be concern about the schedule...8 games over the next 16 days. Also saying that with George and Durant out, that Rose will need to carry more of the weight on the team, which may not be something either he or the Bulls want.

[Banedon]

Dunno mow much of it is true, but a fun read...

 

[UMFan83]

Now Rose is not playing tonight....apparently got treatment on the knee

[Guest]

@SamSmithHoops: Thibodeau just on NBA-TV acknowledged Rose normal "soreness;" said another day off appropriate as coaches wanted to see other players

[Banedon]

@SamSmithHoops: Thibodeau just on NBA-TV acknowledged Rose normal "soreness;" said another day off appropriate as coaches wanted to see other players

 

Rose says it's overall body soreness, not his knees.

[seanimal]

@SamSmithHoops: Thibodeau just on NBA-TV acknowledged Rose normal "soreness;" said another day off appropriate as coaches wanted to see other players

 

Rose says it's overall body soreness, not his knees.

 

#botty

[KaiserCesar]

Pau is having a really nice WC tournament so far. It was very satisfying to see him stuff a Nene dunk just now.

[Banedon]

http://giant.gfycat.com/IckyInstructiveEarwig.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

Rose still hates dancing/happiness:

 

http://youtu.be/TJsyF1i-s1o

 

He's THE creepy weirdo of the NBA.

[Guest]

Rose still hates dancing/happiness:

 

http://youtu.be/TJsyF1i-s1o

 

He's THE creepy weirdo of the NBA.

 

You know damn well Jay wouldn't dance in that spot either. It's awesome, not creepy.