2012 Playoffs Thread

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, we should just root for the Cardinals.

[Sammy Sofa]

THAT WASN'T SERIOUS, BASEBALL.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Apparently baseball is the new hockey.

 

We are headed toward a World Series that could match 2 teams who tied for the ELEVENTH best regular season record. Let's get more playoff teams in Bud.

[SABR Gamer]

They are going to win the World Series again. I don't know why I should think otherwise. It's just sickening.

[TruffleShuffle]

this is going to be one hell of a comeback.

[Rizzo Smash]

Another World Series for the Cardinals! This rebuilding thing is going so well.

[Sammy Sofa]

this is going to be one hell of a comeback.

 

That's the spirit.

 

Posey's just turned it around.

[Schwarber Fan]

HERE COME THE GIANTS

[Rizzo Smash]

Satan chip

A small, performance enhancing chip implanted in the brains of all St. Louis Cardinals players upon joining the Cardinals organization which turns ordinary players and players well beyond their prime into forces of baseball destruction. In most cases, when leaving the Cardinals organization the chip is removed and the player once again becomes ordinary but in some cases the chip has left in and a receives a new 'sabotage' signal from the Cardinals organization.

Kyle Lohse played parts of 7 seasons in Major League baseball and never posted an ERA better than 4.18, with 5 seasons of an ERA 4.50 or higher. In 2008 he signed a free-agent contract with the Cardinals, had his Satan chip implanted, and since then has posted 3 seasons with a 3.78 ERA or better, including going 16-3 with a 2.86 ERA in 2012.

[Sammy Sofa]

HERE COME THE GIANTS

 

Minimum 3 runs this inning.

[illiniguy]

I love this fat piece of [expletive] Lynn is dealing. Dave Duncan effect, I mean sure he's dead but still.

[illiniguy]

They did their work in the twenty first round? Shut up and stroke out McCarver.

[Sammy Sofa]

HERE THEY GO.

[Rizzo Smash]

HERE THEY GO.

You just need to step away from the computer and accept fate. The Cardinals are winning another World Series and there's nothing we can do about it. This feels like a Deja Vu from last year to me and it's sickening.

[Sammy Sofa]

Please die.

[Sammy Sofa]

THE SEEDS HAVE BEEN PLANTED.

[ConstableRabbit]

This series is scrub on scrub violence.

[Sammy Sofa]

It's always some nobody bum like Gregor Blanco who gets all of the big hits in the playoffs.

 

That's doing it right, right?

[Sammy Sofa]

Stop lurking and start hating.

[Guest]

Brandon Crawford!! UCLA product.

[ConstableRabbit]

Moar Giant scrub violence!

[Rizzo Smash]

6-4. See guys Nuts&Gum believed. Edited October 15, 2012 by Rizzo Smash

[Sammy Sofa]

[sneakypower]

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[Sammy Sofa]

No witty bon mots about "where's the manager while the pitcher is imploding?"