Robert 38...

[MWV]

...or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Google Chrome Translation Tool.

 

Patrick Dubuque's foray into the world of the Chinese Professional Baseball League of Taiwan

yields, among other things, this hilariously mis-translated player statistics sheet:

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/r38.jpg

 

 

I propose that this board adopt "assasinations", "I hit the face", "Garrison Opportunities", etc. as official statistical parlance.

[Clem Fandango]

I'm exponentially curious to know what "Pirates of the base resistance kill" means

[MWV]

I'm exponentially curious to know what "Pirates of the base resistance kill" means

My guess is caught stealing. "Pirates of the base resistance kill" is far more appealing to me, largely in that it sounds like a swashbuckling sci-fi movie.

[Outshined_One]

"I hit the face" and "Assassination" are fantastic.

[imb]

he HAS to be near the top of the garrison rate leaderboards

[TruffleShuffle]

race number? so 13 is for white guys?

[erik316wttn]

What on earth is "No four dead?"

[Electron Blue]

lol kilograms