Soriano's mother dies of apparent heart attack

[Transmogrified Tiger]

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=6036906

 

Sad story, last week she was feeling fine and at Disney World.

[shnsajax]

That sucks, hope Soriano is doing well.

[rawaction]

That's a quick turnaround for a funeral.

[mookie]

Oh no. I hope Fonzi is doing okay. Maybe he will dedicate this season to his mother and crack 35?

[jersey cubs fan]

That's a quick turnaround for a funeral.

 

Clearly he's not jewish.

[erik316wttn]

Oh no. I hope Fonzi is doing okay. Maybe he will dedicate this season to his mother and crack 35?

 

Yeah, I'm not really thinking about how many home runs he's going to hit this season because of it

[imb]

apparently her dying words were "stop doing that [expletive] hop"

[Lefty]

That's a quick turnaround for a funeral.

 

Clearly he's not jewish.

 

Are you saying Jews have slow turnarounds? I think traditional Jews have the quickest post-death funerals in the Western World.

[jersey cubs fan]

That's a quick turnaround for a funeral.

 

Clearly he's not jewish.

 

Are you saying Jews have slow turnarounds? I think traditional Jews have the quickest post-death funerals in the Western World.

 

No, I wrote that all wrong. Was just comparing it to a recent one where they really rushed to keep it under 24 hours.

[17 Seconds]

i knew imb couldnt resist