WTF Jeff Baker

[imb]

WTF

 

According to hirejimessian.com, Jeff Baker of the Chicago Cubs missed several consecutive days at the end of April and the beginning of May due to a farting accident.

 

First Marlon Byrd is hobbled and now this. Only the Cubs.

[Sammy Sofa]

That went from hilarious to disgusting way too fast.

 

Theriot accused him of wetting his pants

 

OHHHHHHHHHHH, LOOK WHO'S THE CLUBHOUSE CANCER NOW.

[jersey cubs fan]

http://deadspin.com/5532831/so-about-that-cubs+lighting+their+farts-story

[imb]

http://deadspin.com/5532831/so-about-that-cubs+lighting+their+farts-story

 

I prefer my version of events

[RedFlash]

Moises Alou thinks this is disgusting, but on the other hand Peter Griffin finds this very funny.

[chuckywang]

I don't believe this story for a second. Jeff Baker does not seem like the type of person to clown around like this. You've seen him take his ABs and play the field ... he ALWAYS has a serious expression on his face.

[Guest]

Not only HireJimEssian, but a commenter on HireJimEssian.

[Schwarber Fan]

ATTN: imb!

 

MARLON BYRD IS NOT INJURED

[evv98]

Moises Alou thinks this is disgusting, but on the other hand Peter Griffin finds this very funny.

 

Yes...very funny.

[imb]

ATTN: imb!

 

MARLON BYRD IS NOT INJURED

 

maybe you can't tell from watching the gamecasts on yahoo or whatever, but something is clearly ailing him. Looks like a lower leg thing, to me, but i'm no doctor.

[Schwarber Fan]

ATTN: imb!

 

MARLON BYRD IS NOT INJURED

 

maybe you can't tell from watching the gamecasts on yahoo or whatever, but something is clearly ailing him. Looks like a lower leg thing, to me, but i'm no doctor.

 

I've been watching every game - I don't notice anything... I don't get why you have to mention it in every post.

 

A more appropriate reference would have been Lee's chair explosion.

[Guest]

I don't get why you have to mention it in every post.

 

Apparently he thinks no one heard him the first dozen times.

[erik316wttn]

I don't get why you have to mention it in every post.

 

Apparently he thinks no one heard him the first dozen times.

 

He's doing it for attention. My 18-month-old son does repetitive things like that for attention, too.

[imb]

ATTN: imb!

 

MARLON BYRD IS NOT INJURED

 

maybe you can't tell from watching the gamecasts on yahoo or whatever, but something is clearly ailing him. Looks like a lower leg thing, to me, but i'm no doctor.

 

I've been watching every game - I don't notice anything... I don't get why you have to mention it in every post.

 

A more appropriate reference would have been Lee's chair explosion.

 

that's certainly good news. it's time like these i wish we had an inside source that could just get on here and say one way or the other whether or not they'd heard or knew something. Oh well, back to speculating, i guess.

[WrigleyField 22]

No Wai

[UMFan83]

ATTN: imb!

 

MARLON BYRD IS NOT INJURED

 

maybe you can't tell from watching the gamecasts on yahoo or whatever, but something is clearly ailing him. Looks like a lower leg thing, to me, but i'm no doctor.

 

I've been watching every game - I don't notice anything... I don't get why you have to mention it in every post.

 

A more appropriate reference would have been Lee's chair explosion.

 

that's certainly good news. it's time like these i wish we had an inside source that could just get on here and say one way or the other whether or not they'd heard or knew something. Oh well, back to speculating, i guess.

 

Who needs an inside source? If he was hurting it would be noticable by now. He's a center fielder, so it would be hard to mask a lower leg injury if it was any sort of serious. Your eyes have decieved you. So again, why is this being brought up in every thread?

[Old Style]

Maybe we should put Marlon on the 60-day DL so we make sure he's 100% for the playoffs.

[erik316wttn]

ATTN: imb!

 

MARLON BYRD IS NOT INJURED

 

maybe you can't tell from watching the gamecasts on yahoo or whatever, but something is clearly ailing him. Looks like a lower leg thing, to me, but i'm no doctor.

 

I've been watching every game - I don't notice anything... I don't get why you have to mention it in every post.

 

A more appropriate reference would have been Lee's chair explosion.

 

that's certainly good news. it's time like these i wish we had an inside source that could just get on here and say one way or the other whether or not they'd heard or knew something. Oh well, back to speculating, i guess.

 

Who needs an inside source? If he was hurting it would be noticable by now. He's a center fielder, so it would be hard to mask a lower leg injury if it was any sort of serious. Your eyes have decieved you. So again, why is this being brought up in every thread?

 

Because he gets off on the attention.

[imb]

ATTN: imb!

 

MARLON BYRD IS NOT INJURED

 

maybe you can't tell from watching the gamecasts on yahoo or whatever, but something is clearly ailing him. Looks like a lower leg thing, to me, but i'm no doctor.

 

I've been watching every game - I don't notice anything... I don't get why you have to mention it in every post.

 

A more appropriate reference would have been Lee's chair explosion.

 

that's certainly good news. it's time like these i wish we had an inside source that could just get on here and say one way or the other whether or not they'd heard or knew something. Oh well, back to speculating, i guess.

 

Who needs an inside source? If he was hurting it would be noticable by now. He's a center fielder, so it would be hard to mask a lower leg injury if it was any sort of serious. Your eyes have decieved you. So again, why is this being brought up in every thread?

 

every thread? he's maybe our best hitter, and he looked like he might be hurting to me. I believe I asked in a couple of game threads and then casually mentioned it here. What a crime.

[Banedon]

every thread? he's maybe our best hitter, and he looked like he might be hurting to me. I believe I asked in a couple of game threads and then casually mentioned it here. What a crime.

 

Drop the pretense. The joke has been made. It's old. Moving on.

[JimSorgi]

maybe you can't tell from watching the gamecasts on yahoo or whatever, but something is clearly ailing him. Looks like a lower leg thing, to me, but i'm no doctor.

 

I've been watching every game - I don't notice anything... I don't get why you have to mention it in every post.

 

A more appropriate reference would have been Lee's chair explosion.

 

that's certainly good news. it's time like these i wish we had an inside source that could just get on here and say one way or the other whether or not they'd heard or knew something. Oh well, back to speculating, i guess.

 

Who needs an inside source? If he was hurting it would be noticable by now. He's a center fielder, so it would be hard to mask a lower leg injury if it was any sort of serious. Your eyes have decieved you. So again, why is this being brought up in every thread?

 

Because he gets off on the attention.

 

How many times are you going to say this? It's more overused and annoying than anything imb's said, imo.