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Good Lord, Lou could not look more like a dottering old man.

 

It's like having Hubert Farnsworth manage the team. Except a lot less funny.

 

"Good news, everyone! I've moved Zambrano to the bullpen!"

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Posted
Good Lord, Lou could not look more like a dottering old man.

 

It's like having Hubert Farnsworth manage the team. Except a lot less funny.

 

"Good news, everyone! I've moved Zambrano to the bullpen!"

Fixed

 

No.

Posted

BOTTOM OF THE EIGHTH INNING

 

Colvin in at lf for the CUBS

Gomez singled to center field

Braun grounded into a FC, 5-4, Gomez out at second

Fielder walked , Braun to second

McGeehee called out on strikes

Hart singled to left field , Braun scored, Fielder to second

Escobar grounded out to second, 4-3

 

1 runs 2 hits 0 errors 2 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
CUBS            0 0 1 0 0 1 0 3                5 10  0
Milwaukee       0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0                1  6  1

 

Home runs:

CUBS: none

Milwaukee: none

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Lilly         6.0  3  0  0  2  4  0  78
Grabow        0.7  1  0  0  1  0  0  22
Zambrano      1.3  2  1  1  1  1  0  26

 

Milwaukee      IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Davis         6.3  6  2  2  2  6  0 108
Coffey        0.7  1  0  0  0  0  0  11
Narveson      1.0  3  3  3  2  1  0  32

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              CUBS   Milwaukee
P/PA          3.87        3.71
RBI%          0.19        0.05
R/BR          0.33        0.10
BA           0.303       0.207
OBP          0.405       0.303
SLG          0.364       0.241
OPS          0.769       0.544
ERA           1.13        5.63
BB/9          4.50        5.63
K/9           5.63        7.88

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D Lee              AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA     RC   IsoD   RBI%
Leading off        11    1    2    0    0    0    0    1    3  0.182  0.308  0.182  0.490  0.250  3.77    0.6  0.126  0.000
bases empty        31    3    6    0    0    2    2    7    9  0.194  0.359  0.387  0.746  0.200  4.64    4.3  0.165  0.000
Late (7th on)      15    3    3    1    0    2    5    6    6  0.200  0.429  0.667  1.095  0.143  4.67    4.3  0.229  0.273
0 outs             16    1    3    0    0    0    0    2    4  0.188  0.316  0.188  0.503  0.250  3.84    0.9  0.128  0.000
CUBS leading       17    2    5    0    0    1    6    6    6  0.294  0.478  0.471  0.949  0.400  5.26    3.8  0.184  0.333
This series         3    0    1    0    0    0    0    2    1  0.333  0.600  0.333  0.933  0.500  5.20    0.6  0.267  0.000
last 10 games      35    3    6    1    0    2    5    7   10  0.171  0.310  0.371  0.681  0.174  5.00    4.0  0.138  0.150
Road               37    3    9    0    0    1    4   13   10  0.243  0.451  0.324  0.775  0.308  4.45    5.4  0.208  0.150
Nite               28    2    7    0    0    1    3    9    7  0.250  0.447  0.357  0.805  0.300  4.45    4.5  0.197  0.143
vs Left            13    0    2    0    0    0    1    3    4  0.154  0.313  0.154  0.466  0.222  4.56    0.6  0.159  0.091
vs Narveson         0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.00    0.0  0.000  0.000
vs. Milw           10    3    4    0    0    1    2    2    3  0.400  0.500  0.700  1.200  0.500  4.75    3.5  0.100  0.250

season totals      57    8   14    1    0    3    9   13   16  0.246  0.394  0.421  0.815  0.289  4.77    9.5  0.149  0.200

Posted
Good Lord, Lou could not look more like a dottering old man.

 

It's like having Hubert Farnsworth manage the team. Except a lot less funny.

 

"Good news, everyone! I've moved Zambrano to the bullpen!"

Fixed

 

No.

So you're happy that Zambrano is in the bullpen, or do you not understand why the professor says "good news!"?

Posted
Fukudome           AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA     RC   IsoD   RBI%
Leading off         8    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    4  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  5.25    0.0  0.000  0.000
bases empty        27    4    8    1    0    1    1    4    8  0.296  0.387  0.444  0.832  0.389  4.29    4.6  0.091  0.000
Late (7th on)      16    1    6    0    0    0    5    1    4  0.375  0.368  0.375  0.743  0.500  4.26    2.2 -0.007  0.455
1 out              23    4    8    1    0    1    4    2    4  0.348  0.370  0.522  0.892  0.389  3.56    4.4  0.023  0.375
CUBS leading       12    1    2    0    0    1    2    1    2  0.167  0.214  0.417  0.631  0.111  3.43    1.1  0.048  0.125
This series         4    2    2    1    0    1    2    1    2  0.500  0.600  1.500  2.100  1.000  4.00    3.6  0.100  0.500
last 10 games      25    3    6    1    0    1    7    4    9  0.240  0.323  0.400  0.723  0.333  3.77    3.2  0.083  0.375
Road               29    5   11    3    0    2    5    3    6  0.379  0.438  0.690  1.127  0.429  4.15    8.8  0.058  0.273
Nite               18    2    5    1    0    1    3    2    6  0.278  0.350  0.500  0.850  0.364  4.05    3.2  0.072  0.200
vs Left             2    0    1    0    0    0    2    1    1  0.500  0.500  0.500  1.000  1.000  4.25    0.5  0.000  1.000
vs Narveson         0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.00    0.0  0.000  0.000
vs. Milw           13    2    4    1    0    1    5    1    5  0.308  0.333  0.615  0.949  0.429  3.93    2.7  0.026  0.500

season totals      45    6   14    3    0    2    9    5   11  0.311  0.365  0.511  0.876  0.375  3.85    8.4  0.054  0.333

Posted
Ramirez            AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA     RC   IsoD   RBI%
bases empty        34    1    5    1    0    1    1    1   11  0.147  0.171  0.265  0.436  0.182  4.31    1.5  0.024  0.000
Late (7th on)      22    1    2    2    0    0    2    3   10  0.091  0.200  0.182  0.382  0.167  4.00    0.8  0.109  0.133
2 outs             20    2    3    1    0    2    4    4    8  0.150  0.292  0.500  0.792  0.100  4.25    2.9  0.142  0.125
CUBS leading       20    1    3    1    0    1    2    2    6  0.150  0.227  0.350  0.577  0.154  4.09    1.6  0.077  0.077
This series         0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.00    0.0  0.000  0.000
last 10 games      36    2    4    2    0    1    3    2   11  0.111  0.158  0.250  0.408  0.125  3.87    1.4  0.047  0.100
Road               39    1    3    0    0    1    3    2   15  0.077  0.119  0.154  0.273  0.087  3.95    0.7  0.042  0.067
Nite               27    0    1    0    0    0    1    1   11  0.037  0.069  0.037  0.106  0.063  3.83    0.1  0.032  0.053
vs Left            16    1    2    0    0    1    1    0    6  0.125  0.125  0.313  0.438  0.111  4.19    0.6  0.000  0.000
vs Narveson         2    1    1    0    0    1    1    0    1  0.500  0.500  2.000  2.500  0.000  5.00    2.0  0.000  0.000
vs. Milw           12    2    2    0    0    2    3    3    5  0.167  0.333  0.667  1.000  0.000  4.80    2.7  0.167  0.143

season totals      63    4    8    2    0    3    8    5   22  0.127  0.188  0.302  0.490  0.132  4.13    3.6  0.061  0.122

Posted
"there's risk involved in taking Z out of the rotation"

 

No [expletive], sherlock

I'd love to hear what Len really thinks about this move.

"And now I have to go on national television and defend this [expletive] like I'm okay with it!"

Posted
"there's risk involved in taking Z out of the rotation"

 

No [expletive], sherlock

I'd love to hear what Len really thinks about this move.

"And now I have to go on national television and defend this [expletive] like I'm okay with it!"

I really hope thats what he thinks.

Posted
So you're happy that Zambrano is in the bullpen, or do you not understand why the professor says "good news!"?

 

Lou's not clever enough for that. He'd just say "bad news."

Posted

TOP OF THE NINTH INNING

 

D Lee lined out to first base

Fukudome popped out to shortstop

Ramirez grounded out to the pitcher, 1-3

 

0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
CUBS            0 0 1 0 0 1 0 3 0              5 10  0
Milwaukee       0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0                1  6  1

 

Home runs:

CUBS: none

Milwaukee: none

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Lilly         6.0  3  0  0  2  4  0  78
Grabow        0.7  1  0  0  1  0  0  22
Zambrano      1.3  2  1  1  1  1  0  26

 

Milwaukee      IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Davis         6.3  6  2  2  2  6  0 108
Coffey        0.7  1  0  0  0  0  0  11
Narveson      2.0  3  3  3  2  1  0  50

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