The Troughs Stay!

[hardcorecubfan]

Solution: Piss before the game.

 

Obviously you aren't aware that beer is a potent diuretic, especially when you have six to ten.

 

And that's before the game starts.

 

Some people are little girly men who never trained themselves to be able to hold it. It's one of the most annoying things about my roommate. When we go out to the bars he has to go piss literally every 10 minutes while I go 1-2 times.

 

Hell every once in awhile I go a full day without pissing. :hello:

 

Maybe he has a kidney infection or maybe he just out drinks your rear end, or you might have kidney stones building up and its blocking the way? It could be he is secretly working for a group that inspects the cleanliness of restrooms throughout the world

[chuckywang]

What I absolutely don't understand are the two person troughs they have at D'Agostino's down the street. Seriously, what's the point?

[Sammy Sofa]

What I absolutely don't understand are the two person troughs they have at D'Agostino's down the street. Seriously, what's the point?

 

All the places I've seen with those are in spots where there'd only be room for one urinal. Double the efficiency if needed.

[Tyrant]

I've always been a stall man.

 

To pee?

 

I always assume those people have deep psychological problems and are probably child molestors.

 

It was a Seinfeld line.

[jersey cubs fan]

I've always been a stall man.

 

To pee?

 

I always assume those people have deep psychological problems and are probably child molestors.

 

It was a Seinfeld line.

 

As a Seinfeld quote enthusiast, I'm stumped.

 

And now that I've looked it up I must tip my hat to you good sir. Well played. :hello:

[BeerHere]

The troughs are terrible and I honestly don't understand why anyone would be happy that they're staying. It should also be noted that, although I KNOW I'm in the minority here especially, I honestly think that Wrigley needs to be torn down and rebuilt. With the exception of the bleachers, which are actually nice now that they've been redone, the rest of Wrigley is a dump. I'm a lifelong Cubs fan and bleed Cubby blue but my fellow Cubs fans deserve better. A LOT better. The place smells like piss, there is rust everywhere, broken seats, obstructed views, falling concrete, terrible food. I travel a lot for work and attend a game whenever I can in other cities. Petco, Turner, The Cell, Miller Park, Tropicana - all are so much better than Wrigley it's pathetic. I sincerely hope that the the new owner does something. I really do.

[chuckywang]

The troughs are terrible and I honestly don't understand why anyone would be happy that they're staying. It should also be noted that, although I KNOW I'm in the minority here especially, I honestly think that Wrigley needs to be torn down and rebuilt. With the exception of the bleachers, which are actually nice now that they've been redone, the rest of Wrigley is a dump. I'm a lifelong Cubs fan and bleed Cubby blue but my fellow Cubs fans deserve better. A LOT better. The place smells like piss, there is rust everywhere, broken seats, obstructed views, falling concrete, terrible food. I travel a lot for work and attend a game whenever I can in other cities. Petco, Turner, The Cell, Miller Park, Tropicana - all are so much better than Wrigley it's pathetic. I sincerely hope that the the new owner does something. I really do.

 

Isn't Wrigley on the National Registry of Historic Places or something? As such, you cannot tear it down. The footprint of Wrigley is too small for a modern park anyways.

[Rob]

The troughs are terrible and I honestly don't understand why anyone would be happy that they're staying. It should also be noted that, although I KNOW I'm in the minority here especially, I honestly think that Wrigley needs to be torn down and rebuilt. With the exception of the bleachers, which are actually nice now that they've been redone, the rest of Wrigley is a dump. I'm a lifelong Cubs fan and bleed Cubby blue but my fellow Cubs fans deserve better. A LOT better. The place smells like piss, there is rust everywhere, broken seats, obstructed views, falling concrete, terrible food. I travel a lot for work and attend a game whenever I can in other cities. Petco, Turner, The Cell, Miller Park, Tropicana - all are so much better than Wrigley it's pathetic. I sincerely hope that the the new owner does something. I really do.

 

Isn't Wrigley on the National Registry of Historic Places or something? As such, you cannot tear it down. The footprint of Wrigley is too small for a modern park anyways.

 

The Marquee and the Scoreboard are protected, I'm not sure that anything else is.

[David]

The troughs are terrible and I honestly don't understand why anyone would be happy that they're staying. It should also be noted that, although I KNOW I'm in the minority here especially, I honestly think that Wrigley needs to be torn down and rebuilt. With the exception of the bleachers, which are actually nice now that they've been redone, the rest of Wrigley is a dump. I'm a lifelong Cubs fan and bleed Cubby blue but my fellow Cubs fans deserve better. A LOT better. The place smells like piss, there is rust everywhere, broken seats, obstructed views, falling concrete, terrible food. I travel a lot for work and attend a game whenever I can in other cities. Petco, Turner, The Cell, Miller Park, Tropicana - all are so much better than Wrigley it's pathetic. I sincerely hope that the the new owner does something. I really do.

 

Isn't Wrigley on the National Registry of Historic Places or something? As such, you cannot tear it down. The footprint of Wrigley is too small for a modern park anyways.

 

 

It could just be the same thing Wrigley is, but new. It would have to be better, even if architecturally they couldn't do a whole lot different.

[jersey cubs fan]

The troughs are terrible and I honestly don't understand why anyone would be happy that they're staying. It should also be noted that, although I KNOW I'm in the minority here especially, I honestly think that Wrigley needs to be torn down and rebuilt. With the exception of the bleachers, which are actually nice now that they've been redone, the rest of Wrigley is a dump. I'm a lifelong Cubs fan and bleed Cubby blue but my fellow Cubs fans deserve better. A LOT better. The place smells like piss, there is rust everywhere, broken seats, obstructed views, falling concrete, terrible food. I travel a lot for work and attend a game whenever I can in other cities. Petco, Turner, The Cell, Miller Park, Tropicana - all are so much better than Wrigley it's pathetic. I sincerely hope that the the new owner does something. I really do.

 

Isn't Wrigley on the National Registry of Historic Places or something? As such, you cannot tear it down. The footprint of Wrigley is too small for a modern park anyways.

 

 

It could just be the same thing Wrigley is, but new. It would have to be better, even if architecturally they couldn't do a whole lot different.

 

 

There's a large amount of space to the west, and they can always go up. Plus, their current set-up isn't a very efficient use of the space available.