08/22 Meh (Lilly) vs. Dodgers (Haeger) 3:15 CDT, FOX TV

[UMFan83]

Man, I lost a sexual bet with my wife that Heilman would give up at least a run.

 

I don't even want to know what you have to do now that you lost. You were probably so sure of winning you had that second girl driving over already didnt you?

Edited August 22, 2009 by UMFan83

[Schwarber Fan]

How good was the Fuld catcher earlier?

 

Pat's pimpin it as catch of the year

[illiniguy]

You think any of the Cubs players could spray something that attracts bees all over Aaron Miles and pull it off as a prank?

That's a hate crime. You can't attack hobbits.

[UMFan83]

How good was the Fuld catcher earlier?

 

Pat's pimpin it as catch of the year

 

I'd say its up there mostly because by not slowing down he assured himself of flying full speed into the wall and if he did slow down he wouldn't have gotten it. He caught it, fell to his knees and faceplanted on the chainlink fence.

[DivineBovine]

torre is an idiot, why two innings of broxton?

 

 

Really. If Torre actually thinks the Cubs are a threat to score, he's an idiot.

[illiniguy]

Good at bat Milton.

[Schwarber Fan]

Just can't catch up to that left handed

[Cubbies2238]

Does Broxton throw anything besides fastballs? Gameday has show all his pitches yesterday and today as fastballs.

[UMFan83]

Being someone who is personally petrified of bees, the bleachers at Dodger Stadium would be my worst nightmare right now.

 

I'm allergic. I was swarmed once and stung 20 times (17 on the testicles, no lie). I almost died.

 

Do I even want to ask why the bees targeted your testicles?

 

I've never been swarmed and I'm not even allergic. I am just petrified of bees. Like, I could be hitting on the hottest girl that's ever lived and making good progress with her, but if a bee flew by, I'd start screaming like a girl and run away, temporarily forgetting that I'm trying to impress a girl.

[Cubbies2238]

Just as I say all he throws is fastballs he throws two sliders.

[Schwarber Fan]

PLEASE ARAM JUST PARK ONE

 

PLEASE

[Sammys Boombox]

Man, I lost a sexual bet with my wife that Heilman would give up at least a run.

 

I don't even want to know what you have to do now that you lost. You were probably so sure of winning you had that second girl driving over already didnt you?

 

Actually she didn't ask for anything in return if he didn't. Lucky me.

[chuckywang]

Wow a break

[Schwarber Fan]

and of course

[genbar]

Ah, typical Cub luck prevails

[illiniguy]

Goog god aren't we due for one of those to get through.

[Schwarber Fan]

Wow a break

 

easy come, easy go

[Sammys Boombox]

Being someone who is personally petrified of bees, the bleachers at Dodger Stadium would be my worst nightmare right now.

 

I'm allergic. I was swarmed once and stung 20 times (17 on the testicles, no lie). I almost died.

 

Do I even want to ask why the bees targeted your testicles?

 

I've never been swarmed and I'm not even allergic. I am just petrified of bees. Like, I could be hitting on the hottest girl that's ever lived and making good progress with her, but if a bee flew by, I'd start screaming like a girl and run away, temporarily forgetting that I'm trying to impress a girl.

 

I was in second grade, wearing shorts and there was a drain pipe with a nest in it. I backed into it and they all flew up my shorts.

[UMFan83]

LOL

[Schwarber Fan]

patience just randomly disappears - makes sense

[Schwarber Fan]

Being someone who is personally petrified of bees, the bleachers at Dodger Stadium would be my worst nightmare right now.

 

I'm allergic. I was swarmed once and stung 20 times (17 on the testicles, no lie). I almost died.

 

Do I even want to ask why the bees targeted your testicles?

 

I've never been swarmed and I'm not even allergic. I am just petrified of bees. Like, I could be hitting on the hottest girl that's ever lived and making good progress with her, but if a bee flew by, I'd start screaming like a girl and run away, temporarily forgetting that I'm trying to impress a girl.

 

I was in second grade, wearing shorts and there was a drain pipe with a nest in it. I backed into it and they all flew up my shorts.

 

Sure hope UMFan never reads this

[Sammys Boombox]

We get a break, they get 2.

[Sammys Boombox]

Not a strike.

[Schwarber Fan]

cue the fukucopter...

[UMFan83]

C'mon Fukucopter