7/13: Home Run Derby Thread

[mjohnson71]

Of course Morgan needs to correct you and show how smart he is.

[Roast]

COME TO THE CUBS.

 

BOTH OF YOU (erin andrews/Roy Halladay)

[Roast]

Lincecum, get a haircut you hippie.

[JimSorgi]

Lincecum, get a haircut you hippie.

seriously

[DiamondMind]

I know no one cares what Morgan has to say anyway, but freaking Berman has interrupted him mid-sentence about 20+ times. Joe's gonna throw him out of the booth pretty soon.

[Roast]

I know no one cares what Morgan has to say anyway, but freaking Berman has interrupted him mid-sentence about 20+ times. Joe's gonna throw him out of the booth pretty soon.

Berman is trying to help us.

[DiamondMind]

I know no one cares what Morgan has to say anyway, but freaking Berman has interrupted him mid-sentence about 20+ times. Joe's gonna throw him out of the booth pretty soon.

Berman is trying to help us.

 

I honestly like Morgan more than Berman. That's saying something.

[JimSorgi]

Fielder and Cruz were in no matter what Mauer did.

[Roast]

Fielder and Cruz were in no matter what Mauer did.

they're not good at math.

[Coach C]

Look out now. Here comes the "Almighty"

[Coach C]

2 down, 8 to go.....

[Guest]

I hope he Inge's the round.

[Roast]

lol pujols

[Coach C]

I hope he Inge's the round.

 

Halfway there, and only 1 HR.

[OleMissCub]

oh this is glorious

[RynoRules]

Not be a killjoy, but every time ESPN shows these little father-son moments I think, "Does [insert player name] teach his son about Road Beef?"

[Roast]

ESPN has showed both of those HR's as if they were moonshots, but both landed in the first couple rows.

[Coach C]

FAN INTERFERENCE! INSTANT REPLAY!!!11

[RynoRules]

ESPN has showed both of those HR's as if they were moonshots, but both landed in the first couple rows.

 

Yup, just hit em' like in Major League: "Its too high...."

[Roast]

again, the camera angle made it look like an 800 footer - and it went in the first row.

[OleMissCub]

Berkman is WAY overselling these rinky-dink Pujols homers.

[Keener98]

Berman...WAYYYYYY BACK....it landed in the 4th row what a [expletive] douche

[BCVM22]

That ball is tattooed! Way back! Into the SECOND ROW!

[Coach C]

Grab some pine.

 

Let the crying commence.

[Roast]

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