7/13: Home Run Derby Thread

[OleMissCub]

I wish there was a sniper somewhere who could blow that idiot in the Rays hat away. See his stupid head explode like a melon. Righteous.

[Coach C]

Holy smokes, that was close to 500.

[PrimeTime]

Pujols talking about the importance of taking walks :(

 

We need Albert to counsel and teach Soriano

[Roast]

Pujols talking about the importance of taking walks :(

 

We need Albert to counsel and teach Soriano

Or just switch teams with him.

[OleMissCub]

love that budweiser commercial

[Roast]

love that budweiser commercial

Shocking

[OleMissCub]

I'm pulling for Inge tonight

[JimSorgi]

I'm pulling for Inge tonight

not looking good

[Hall7810]

I'm pulling for Inge tonight

 

Joe Morgan isn't

[Coach C]

Of course, what good is a ESPN Telecast with Derek Jeter. ](*,)

[OleMissCub]

I'm pulling for Inge tonight

not looking good

 

it's the OMC sports curse. Cubs, Rebels, and Saints. None of my teams ever do crap.

[Roast]

Yeah, Inge isn't gonna hit one.

[OleMissCub]

Inge didn't deserve that gatorade

[BCVM22]

Inge :-))

[Coach C]

Epic fail of all porportions.

[sweetpeteman]

I'm pulling for Inge tonight

not looking good

 

it's the OMC sports curse. Cubs, Rebels, and Saints. None of my teams ever do crap.

 

 

 

I kind of have the same issue, except my teams like to be successful to a point, and then punch me in the face.

[OleMissCub]

this Cardinals lovefest is painful to endure

[Roast]

Gonzalez trying to out-suck Inge.

[JimSorgi]

Joe Buck and Joe Morgan having a conversation. Is this the worst thing to ever happen to baseball?

[BCVM22]

Joe Buck and Joe Morgan having a conversation. Is this the worst thing to ever happen to baseball?

 

The skies dripping blood and the seas boiling are mere minutes away.

[Roast]

Well, at least he's not inge.

[Roast]

aaannddd now they're on to fellating the cards fans.

[Keener98]

Joe Buck fellating the fans. OMG SHUT THE [expletive] UP YOUR [expletive] FANS ARE NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSES OK? For fucks sake

[Guest]

Gonzalez trying to out-suck Inge.

 

Gonzalez hasn't hit a home run in his last 19 games and has only two in his last 36 (starting June 3).

[Roast]

Joe Buck fellating the fans. OMG SHUT THE [expletive] UP YOUR [expletive] FANS ARE NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSES OK? For [expletive] sake

I can promise you after being in a stadium half-filled with them the past three days - they are worse than plenty.