Re: Braun turns down the Bachelor tv show

[brewersbrewers]

per yahoo sports. I am kind of surprised by that, since he has just a big ego.

[Outshined_One]

He's also a bug-eyed freak of nature.

[NeifiIsMyHomeBoy]

he's also one of the most hatable players in years

[BCVM22]

I'm sure he turned it down on the basis of not being permitted to untuck his shirt and moonwalk around the bases should he end up "winning" or whatever the positive finality is for these trash reality shows.

[Careless]

I'm sure he turned it down on the basis of not being permitted to untuck his shirt and moonwalk around the bases should he end up "winning" or whatever the positive finality is for these trash reality shows.

The Bachelor is a dating-type show where Braun would be choosing a woman. Basically, there's no set way for him to win. Practically speaking, the way a man "wins" on that show can't be shown on television.

[imb]

he turned it down because he thought that he would be choosing from a group of 12 dudes

[imb]

he's gay

[manbearcub]

he turned it down because he thought that he would be choosing from a group of 12 dudes

no way he would turn down that much free hot man sex

[NonProfitCow]

he turned it down because he thought that he would be choosing from a group of 12 dudes

no way he would turn down that much free hot man sex

There would be affliction shirts everywhere.

[Clem Fandango]

I'm sure he's having a real hard time trying to find a gold digger with his busy schedule

[Andy]

This is highly unfortunate, as it would instantly have been the funniest show on TV.

[brewersbrewers]

I am startiing to see why you guys hate him so much, his act is starting to get old, your guys are right he is a hot dog and a whinner. and there are rumors that his teammates and him are not getting along.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Maybe if he waits until hes washed up and in his 40's or 50's he can get a far more entertaining VH-1 dating show with ex strippers and fat stuck in the 80's wisconsin chicks. They can call it "Brew of Love"

[laurens]

I am startiing to see why you guys hate him so much, his act is starting to get old, your guys are right he is a hot dog and a whinner. and there are rumors that his teammates and him are not getting along.

 

I think the Cubs will be happy to take him

[kjfoster 1553]

Maybe if he waits until hes washed up and in his 40's or 50's he can get a far more entertaining VH-1 dating show with ex strippers and fat stuck in the 80's wisconsin chicks. They can call it "Brew of Love"

 

I'd watch :good:

[Little Slide Rooter]

I am startiing to see why you guys hate him so much, his act is starting to get old, your guys are right he is a hot dog and a whinner. and there are rumors that his teammates and him are not getting along.

 

It seems like the Brewers have a lot of that recently. Yostgot in that fight with Estrada. Fielder and Parra. Fielder reportedly hating the team in general.

[brewersbrewers]

Braun should be more worried about his play than his stupid clothing line. I kind of hope we trade him, we could get a boat load of good players.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Braun should be more worried about his play than his stupid clothing line. I kind of hope we trade him, we could get a boat load of good players.

 

You're mad. Trade a player with Brauns talent whose making what, 5 million a year and meanwhile probably losing Fielder, Weeks, and Hardy in the next 2 years? If you dont mind going back to the Brewers of the 90's/early 00's, more power to you, but I wouldnt suggest moving Braun.

[NeifiIsMyHomeBoy]

I had a nightmare last night that Braun hit a walkoff against the Cubs. He proceeded to throw his batting helmet at Z, and scream "[expletive] you" at him. I have no clue why this man is haunting my dreams and I don't like it. And no I'm not joking, and I didn't make this up.

[Vanilla Ice]

I had a nightmare last night that Braun hit a walkoff against the Cubs. He proceeded to throw his batting helmet at Z, and scream "[expletive] you" at him. I have no clue why this man is haunting my dreams and I don't like it. And no I'm not joking, and I didn't make this up.

Z would literally have killed Braun

[Roast]

I had a nightmare last night that Braun hit a walkoff against the Cubs. He proceeded to throw his batting helmet at Z, and scream "[expletive] you" at him. I have no clue why this man is haunting my dreams and I don't like it. And no I'm not joking, and I didn't make this up.

Z would literally have killed Braun

Bradley probably would have joined in just for gits and shiggles.

[laurens]

I had a nightmare last night that Braun hit a walkoff against the Cubs. He proceeded to throw his batting helmet at Z, and scream "[expletive] you" at him. I have no clue why this man is haunting my dreams and I don't like it. And no I'm not joking, and I didn't make this up.

Z would literally have killed Braun

http://losbandigolos.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/carlos-zambrano-breaks-a-baseball-bat.jpg

 

Right in the face

[shnsajax]

Braun was told he would have to "play the field", knowing how bad his defense sucks he turned down the offer.

[Clem Fandango]

Braun was told he would have to "play the field", knowing how bad his defense sucks he turned down the offer.

 

That was good. Bravo =D>

[javy knows my name]

NCCubFan just groaned at that one dude