Royals sign Ponson

[Coach C]

http://www.realgmbaseball.com/src_wiretap_archives/14014/20090317/royals_sign_ponson_to_minor_league_deal/

 

Royals Sign Ponson To Minor League Deal

17th March, 2009 - 4:30 pm

Press Release - The Kansas City Royals have signed right-handed pitcher Sidney Ponson to a minor league contact for the 2009 season.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Saddle-up, Sir Sidney.

[Outshined_One]

Saddle-up, Sir Sidney.

 

The man's got saddlebags, that's for sure.

[inari]

They'll win the division now that they have the famous Sidney Sizzle.

[TruffleShuffle]

insert fat/drunk joke

[Northsider]

Why did I sign Sidney Ponson? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Ponson: Jennifer Lopez to me.

[Post Count Padder]

Why did I sign Sidney Ponson? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Ponson: Jennifer Lopez to me.

Hahaha, good call.