North Dakota or Death

[Ski]

How the hell did this board become so obsessed with freaking North Dakota?

Hey

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Seeing as how we are now scientifically proven to be better than death, if anyone knows any desperate unemployed journalists, two more resignations have left the Williston Daily Herald with three open spots in a six-person editorial staff.

[seanimal]

I picked North Dakota over death, but I had to think about it.

[erik316wttn]

I have family out in ND. Out by Kyle in Wililston, in fact. My Grandmother grew up there, and I have a great uncle who still lives out there.

 

That being said, I've never been there and have no desire to go there.

[karenmac]

I like North Dakota. You can see the slope of the earth there. Really.

[USSoccer]

Given the amount of missile fields there, one could say North Dakota is death

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Seeing as how we are now scientifically proven to be better than death, if anyone knows any desperate unemployed journalists, two more resignations have left the Williston Daily Herald with three open spots in a six-person editorial staff.

 

Make that four spots. It's down to me and my wife. Three other people have quit since I got here in late August.

[TruffleShuffle]

Seeing as how we are now scientifically proven to be better than death, if anyone knows any desperate unemployed journalists, two more resignations have left the Williston Daily Herald with three open spots in a six-person editorial staff.

 

Make that four spots. It's down to me and my wife. Three other people have quit since I got here in late August.

 

i can't imagine why, what with the great pay and the happening town and the lovely weather.

[wekse]

Seeing as how we are now scientifically proven to be better than death, if anyone knows any desperate unemployed journalists, two more resignations have left the Williston Daily Herald with three open spots in a six-person editorial staff.

 

Make that four spots. It's down to me and my wife. Three other people have quit since I got here in late August.

 

i can't imagine why, what with the great pay and the happening town and the lovely weather.

 

not to mention, you know, the co-workers.

[Rob]

Say you woke up one day and were given two choices. You will either die tomorrow, or will have to spend every minute for the rest of your existence in north dakota. Which do you choose?

 

I picked Death, but this is dependent on the notion that I'll get to challenge the reaper for my life, as seen in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.