Far fetched trade ideas go here.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Greg Maddux for Cesar Izturis.

nobody's dumb enough to do that

 

 

OK, how about an actual living, breathing person for Steve Trachsel?

nope, nobody's that dumb either

[Post Count Padder]

Greg Maddux for Cesar Izturis.

nobody's dumb enough to do that

 

 

OK, how about an actual living, breathing person for Steve Trachsel?

nope, nobody's that dumb either

A living breathing person for Jason Kendall?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Greg Maddux for Cesar Izturis.

nobody's dumb enough to do that

 

 

OK, how about an actual living, breathing person for Steve Trachsel?

nope, nobody's that dumb either

A living breathing person for Jason Kendall?

that's just crazy talk

[Post Count Padder]

Greg Maddux for Cesar Izturis.

nobody's dumb enough to do that

 

 

OK, how about an actual living, breathing person for Steve Trachsel?

nope, nobody's that dumb either

A living breathing person for Jason Kendall?

that's just crazy talk

Ok, how bout Jon Garland for Matt Karchner?

[RedFlash]

Greg Maddux for Cesar Izturis.

nobody's dumb enough to do that

 

 

OK, how about an actual living, breathing person for Steve Trachsel?

nope, nobody's that dumb either

A living breathing person for Jason Kendall?

that's just crazy talk

Ok, how bout Jon Garland for Matt Karchner?

 

Or Brant Brown for Jon Lieber.

[RedFlash]

Let's play "Fast Forward"

 

It's August 1, and the Pirates are in town for a crucial 3 game set. Lou Piniella takes out the lineup card to the umps and on that card is reads:

 

LF: Soriano

RF: Fuku

1B: Lee

3B: ARam

CF: Hamilton>>>

2B: DeRosa

SS: Renteria >>>

C: Soto

 

And of this lineup, it cost the Cubs: Wuertz/Pie/Gallagher/Theriot or Cedeno/ and two prospects. What would you say?

[JimSorgi]

Let's play "Fast Forward"

 

It's August 1, and the Pirates are in town for a crucial 3 game set. Lou Piniella takes out the lineup card to the umps and on that card is reads:

 

LF: Soriano

RF: Fuku

1B: Lee

3B: ARam

CF: Hamilton>>>

2B: DeRosa

SS: Renteria >>>

C: Soto

 

And of this lineup, it cost the Cubs: Wuertz/Pie/Gallagher/Theriot or Cedeno/ and two prospects. What would you say?

I'd be a little confused...why did Lou put those arrows next to Hamilton and Renteria?

[rchap24]

Let's play "Fast Forward"

 

It's August 1, and the Pirates are in town for a crucial 3 game set. Lou Piniella takes out the lineup card to the umps and on that card is reads:

 

LF: Soriano

RF: Fuku

1B: Lee

3B: ARam

CF: Hamilton>>>

2B: DeRosa

SS: Renteria >>>

C: Soto

 

And of this lineup, it cost the Cubs: Wuertz/Pie/Gallagher/Theriot or Cedeno/ and two prospects. What would you say?

I'd be a little confused...why did Lou put those arrows next to Hamilton and Renteria?

 

 

Haha :lol:, but I also wouldnt mind it what so ever haha...

[TruffleShuffle]

Let's play "Fast Forward"

 

It's August 1, and the Pirates are in town for a crucial 3 game set. Lou Piniella takes out the lineup card to the umps and on that card is reads:

 

LF: Soriano

RF: Fuku

1B: Lee

3B: ARam

CF: Hamilton>>>

2B: DeRosa

SS: Renteria >>>

C: Soto

 

And of this lineup, it cost the Cubs: Wuertz/Pie/Gallagher/Theriot or Cedeno/ and two prospects. What would you say?

 

i'd say that detroit and texas are terribly stupid for giving away hamilton and renteria for not much at all.

[JimSorgi]

Let's play "Fast Forward"

 

It's August 1, and the Pirates are in town for a crucial 3 game set. Lou Piniella takes out the lineup card to the umps and on that card is reads:

 

LF: Soriano

RF: Fuku

1B: Lee

3B: ARam

CF: Hamilton>>>

2B: DeRosa

SS: Renteria >>>

C: Soto

 

And of this lineup, it cost the Cubs: Wuertz/Pie/Gallagher/Theriot or Cedeno/ and two prospects. What would you say?

 

i'd say that detroit and texas are terribly stupid for giving away hamilton and renteria for not much at all.

Well, he did say two prospects. So, what if they were like Jay Bruce and Evan Longoria?

[NCCubFan]

Let's play "Fast Forward"

 

It's August 1, and the Pirates are in town for a crucial 3 game set. Lou Piniella takes out the lineup card to the umps and on that card is reads:

 

LF: Soriano

RF: Fuku

1B: Lee

3B: ARam

CF: Hamilton>>>

2B: DeRosa

SS: Renteria >>>

C: Soto

 

And of this lineup, it cost the Cubs: Wuertz/Pie/Gallagher/Theriot or Cedeno/ and two prospects. What would you say?

 

i'd say that detroit and texas are terribly stupid for giving away hamilton and renteria for not much at all.

With Detroit at about 0-100 by that time they decided it was time to build for next year.

[RedFlash]

Let's play "Fast Forward"

 

It's August 1, and the Pirates are in town for a crucial 3 game set. Lou Piniella takes out the lineup card to the umps and on that card is reads:

 

LF: Soriano

RF: Fuku

1B: Lee

3B: ARam

CF: Hamilton>>>

2B: DeRosa

SS: Renteria >>>

C: Soto

 

And of this lineup, it cost the Cubs: Wuertz/Pie/Gallagher/Theriot or Cedeno/ and two prospects. What would you say?

 

i'd say that detroit and texas are terribly stupid for giving away hamilton and renteria for not much at all.

 

Don't poke holes in my flawed plan. That's seriously uncool man. 8-)

 

Kidding asides, that's why it's a "hyperthical situation", as we know that stupid trades have happen...Juan Pierre, Aramis Ramirez, etc,etc.