Aramis Tied to Cockfighting

[David]

This proves that in addition to folding under pressure, he's an inhumane arse. Now I can root for the Cubs to trade him for another third baseman.

 

close and late: .314/.395/.529

scoring position, 2 outs: .300/.455/.567

scoring position: .338/.428/.676

 

nice try though.

 

but dude he couldnt carry the team when dlee was out!11!!

[David]

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5530/ramirezhomerrn3.jpg

 

Does this picture rival the 2004 Todd Walker Superman slide?

[wekse]

This proves that in addition to folding under pressure, he's an inhumane arse. Now I can root for the Cubs to trade him for another third baseman.

 

LOL

[TruffleShuffle]

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5530/ramirezhomerrn3.jpg

 

Does this picture rival the 2004 Todd Walker Superman slide?

 

does a good job of displaying the athletic ability of soriano versus that of cliff floyd, that's for sure.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

This proves that in addition to folding under pressure, he's an inhumane arse. Now I can root for the Cubs to trade him for another third baseman.

outstanding work

[Omar]

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5530/ramirezhomerrn3.jpg

 

Does this picture rival the 2004 Todd Walker Superman slide?

 

does a good job of displaying the athletic ability of soriano versus that of cliff floyd, that's for sure.

 

The best part is Mark DeRosa doing a crouched moonwalk to 1B.

[OleMissCub]

Worst part about that picture is that Rob Bowen is in it. I bet CT could have hit for a better average than Bowen did when he was with us.

[TheGrinch]

This proves that in addition to folding under pressure, he's an inhumane arse. Now I can root for the Cubs to trade him for another third baseman.

 

The publicly accepted bash on him is lack of hustle. (or you may choose to apply the new term that will sweep the journalism world off its feat: fake hustle) You can't just make up baseless criticisms of a player and use that as the reason for wanting him gone...wait...nevermind.

[pitchcs]

The majority of you are consistently terrible at detecting sarcasm.

[Burtonbell]

The majority of you are consistently terrible at detecting sarcasm.

 

Ricockulous I say!

[David]

The majority of you are consistently terrible at detecting sarcasm.

 

Honestly, the post still doesn't scream it to me because I don't recognize the poster. But when I read it my first instinct was that it was just bait.

[TheGrinch]

The majority of you are consistently terrible at detecting sarcasm.

If his post would have included mention of eating babies, I would have been able to tell that it was sarcasm. But without that, this is something that a person would actually say with a straight face. When sarcastic, I always try to add a little something as a tip off, either way over the top, or self-contradictory.

[Butterscup1679666578]

Worst part about that picture is that Rob Bowen is in it. I bet CT could have hit for a better average than Bowen did when he was with us.

 

Wow. I completely forgot about the Rob Bowen era.

[Soul]

We care about puppy dogs. But chickens, roosters? That's dinner -- let 'em kill each other!

[Sammy Sofa]

I've been too and lived in enough 3rd world countries to safely assume I have eaten quite a few dogs, and I declare them to be delicious. By that reasoning, I sanction all animal fighting so long as the animals taste awesome when served for dinner afterwards.

 

I really hope elephants taste great cooked, because elephant fights would be badass.

[erik316wttn]

But when a chicken loses and you have to kill it, you at least have a delicious dinner.

[Sammy Sofa]

But when a chicken loses and you have to kill it, you at least have a delicious dinner.

 

If we weren't so hung up on dogs, same thing.

[David]

Dogs are smart. Chickens aren't.

[Soul]

If it tastes good, kill it. Agreed.

 

However, if I don't *KNOW* it tastes good. Then you better not touch it or else.

[OleMissCub]

I really hope elephants taste great cooked, because elephant fights would be badass.

 

That would be awesome.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Did someone imply that he liked the taste of crow?