The Players respond to the Mitchell Report

[The Voice of Reason]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/071214

 

"Whatever. This means nothing. People are still going to remember me as a guy who got to sleep with Halle Berry." -- David Justice

 

"Notice what color George Mitchell is? Exactly." -- Gary Sheffield

 

"It was strictly for beard growth." -- Mo Vaughn

 

"I did ... not ... do ... steroids. Hmm ... doesn't seem like you're buying it. What if I say that while pointing?" -- Rafael Palmeiro

 

"Flintstone's chewables are delicious, sure. But they'll ruin your reputation." -- Miguel Tejada

 

"What, you thought someone would have the strength to throw the ball that far up on the backstop without the use of steroids? Be reasonable." -- Rick Ankiel

 

"Toooooooold youuuuuuu! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." -- Jose Canseco

 

Doesn't drug use just make the 1993 Phillies all the more fun-loving? No?" -- Lenny Dykstra

 

"I'm just excited to be listed with so many great players. It's a big honor for me." -- Jack Cust

 

"If they want to asterisk my 22 career home runs, well ... I guess I will just have to live with that." -- Matt Franco

 

"I didn't take steroids. I just stepped on a needle that some stupid $%#@ on the Number 7 dropped on the floor." -- John Rocker

 

"Well, they didn't work, if that makes anyone feel better." -- Tim Laker

 

"I would just like to thank the Brewers for not waiting five days for the Mitchell Report to come out before signing me to a $10 million contract last weekend. You guys rock." -- Eric Gagne

 

"I just hope this doesn't taint the Pirates' magical 79-83 season of 1997." -- Kevin Young

 

"What? I don't speak English. I mean ... no hablo Ingles." -- Jose Guillen

 

"Show me where it says in the Bible that I can't do steroids." -- Paul Byrd

 

"Roger said that if I didn't do it, too, we couldn't be BFFs anymore. He said steroids would make our love grow, right along with our muscles." -- Andy Pettitte

 

"It's all a misunderstanding. I only used those needles to lance my bad acne." -- Troy Glaus

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[NCCubFan]

"I would just like to thank the Brewers for not waiting five days for the Mitchell Report to come out before signing me to a $10 million contract last weekend. You guys rock." -- Eric Gagne

This may be my favorite quote, but there are a lot of good ones.