Clemens won't start Monday

[Cubfanintheknow]

...because of a fatigued groin!

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2891392

 

Let the one-liners begin!

[tkenm356]

I won't give him a one liner, but I am happy this happened, since I hate Clemens and the circus that follows him around. It's so fitting that with all the troubles the Yankees have had this year with their pitching that their savior ends up getting injured before even pitching a game for them.

[Omar]

Gotta stay away from the Cialis.

[BCVM22]

I'm laughing at ESPN. They have Monday night's game lined up for the national broadcast, thinking it was going to be the Rocket's return. Now? All they get is... well, Yankees/White Sox.

[Mizzou]

If this were my wife, I'd have a fatigued groin too!

 

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/rogerclemensandwife.jpg

[bhogg]

so will ESPN give us hourly updates on his groin? Boy, I sure hope so. . . . yipppeeeee!

[RichHillIsABeast]

If this were my wife, I'd have a fatigued groin too!

 

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/rogerclemensandwife.jpg

 

Meh, I'd have already spent 1/2 my 2007 salary on paper bags.

[Outshined_One]

Someone care to dig up the jokes we had when Nomar hurt his groin?

 

Most of them apply here.

[Coach C]

Freakin pansy.

[Butterscup1679666578]

OldLOL

[Derwood]

ESPN will figure out how to spend 30 minutes of Sportscenter about him not starting

[Careless]

I bet if he could redraft his contract now, it would give him more say over wha they said about his injuries

[GlassCow]

If this were my wife, I'd have a fatigued groin too!

 

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/rogerclemensandwife.jpg

 

Meh, I'd have already spent 1/2 my 2007 salary on paper bags.

 

I can't believe you haven't gotten credit for this yet. That was hillarious.

[tkenm356]

If this were my wife, I'd have a fatigued groin too!

 

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/rogerclemensandwife.jpg

 

I didn't know Roger Clemens was married to a man with horrible breast implants

[BleedCubbieBlue81]

If this were my wife, I'd have a fatigued groin too!

 

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/rogerclemensandwife.jpg

 

Meh, I'd have already spent 1/2 my 2007 salary on paper bags.

Thank you. Now I have to clean my monitor because I spit my drink all over it laughing. :)

[soccer10k]

I heard somewhere that Clemens is losing $150K or something like that every day that he isn't on the active roster. Not that it really matters, but that's a pretty expensive price to pay.

[A New Era]

This reminds me. I haven't watch ESPN but it makes me giddy inside that the yankee's suck so much this year that ESPN has to be hurting inside. :lol: