Ryan Theriot's 'stache. . .

[bhogg]

I think he's going for a sexy sandberg circa 1987 stache.

 

Good choice, Ryan. Now, change the spelling of your name and we'll see you in Cooperstown.

[erik316wttn]

Porn 'staches are never cool.

[FergieJ31]

Porn 'staches are never cool.

 

Unless your name is Burt Reynolds.

[CubinNY]

Porn 'staches are never cool.

 

Unless your name is Burt Reynolds.

 

Or an actual porn star

 

Or officer Jim Dangle

[Abe Frohman]

I kinda like the Hedgehogs pornstache. It seems to work for Jeff Kent too - he's had a fruitful career.

[Chris]

Porn 'staches are never cool.

 

Yet they never go out of style

[ctcf]

Was it just me or did the facial hair of Marquis make him look like an old-timey baseball in his first start?

[IWU_CUBS_FAN]

Was it just me or did the facial hair of Marquis make him look like an old-timey baseball in his first start?

 

naw just more of a creep...but the big thing with theriot after seeing that opening montage before opening day is that hair....he needs to do something with that pistol pete mop on his head

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I think it makes him look like the crazy pitching coach from Rookie of the Year.

[tkenm356]

Porn 'staches are always cool.

 

Fixed

[Chocolate Milk]

Pics plz

[baseball7897]

Theriot looks like a freaking stud with that stache.