Cubs sign Soriano

[Mark_R]

I'm pretty sure the ladies prefer Soriano because he has AMAZING ENDURANCE and he's not charmin soft like jd drew. The ladies love the marathon man who ain't a wuss.

 

DE-BUNK MY STATS TREEMAN

Edited November 20, 2006 by Mark_R

[Mizzou]

Well this thread took an intersting turn. And by interesting, I mean lame.

[nilodnayr]

There werent any rumors that Columbus was looking for America but that seems to be working out for everyone, now doesnt it?

 

What about the maps that had NA on them that were written in the 2nd century?

Syntax > math

 

Given the spacing in the original quote, it was clearly meant as a "not equal" operator!

 

thats why math theory >>> computer science

 

spaces dont matter

 

means like 10 different things![/b]

 

What about shut up....ever heard of it?

 

haha, I think VanceJergins has officially turned into a cat in heat.

[VanceJergins]

ok guys im finally caught up and ready to fight (sorry it took me so long)

 

i hate soriano because he is ugly WHO WANTS TO DISAGREE

 

who would you rather do, j.d. drew or alfonso soriano

 

jd more like JUST DO (me)

 

WAIT WAIT i want to change my answe

 

i choose soriano (because i know that he sucks)

 

Well, just like people are saying they would rather we sign both of them......I'm thinking threesome.

[Rob]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

[WrigleyField 22]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

 

I'm completely sober

[treebird]

ok guys im finally caught up and ready to fight (sorry it took me so long)

 

i hate soriano because he is ugly WHO WANTS TO DISAGREE

 

who would you rather do, j.d. drew or alfonso soriano

 

jd more like JUST DO (me)

 

WAIT WAIT i want to change my answe

 

i choose soriano (because i know that he sucks)

 

Well, just like people are saying they would rather we sign both of them......I'm thinking threesome.

 

im shocked that the guy with the kevin avatar would suggest a 3some

[Andy]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

You're just drunking that because I'm say.

 

(Not really drunk)

[VanceJergins]

There werent any rumors that Columbus was looking for America but that seems to be working out for everyone, now doesnt it?

 

What about the maps that had NA on them that were written in the 2nd century?

Syntax > math

 

Given the spacing in the original quote, it was clearly meant as a "not equal" operator!

 

thats why math theory >>> computer science

 

spaces dont matter

 

means like 10 different things![/b]

 

What about shut up....ever heard of it?

 

haha, I think VanceJergins has officially turned into a cat in heat.

 

kctigers has crossed me....and now he must suffer the assault of my barbed wit.

[CardsFanInChiTown]

Any chance they bring Pie up?

[FergieJ31]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

 

LOL I was just thinking the same thing. I don't drink but maybe I should start after this god-awful deal.

[VanceJergins]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

 

I'm completely sober

 

ditto

 

EDIT: WOOOOOOO Mr. Jergins has just become a veteran.....and with such a compelling post.

Edited November 20, 2006 by VanceJergins

[WrigleyField 22]

Any chance they bring Pie up?

Not cute enough

[Mephistopheles]

its okay vance, if you want to hit me where it hurts, just rant about me having to live in texas.

 

:(

[Andy]

Any chance they bring Pie up?

Not unless they put enough yeast into the recipe

[sonicdethmonkey0]

i'm not a big fan of drunk NSBB'ing... i'm always tempted to say something that would essentially ban myself.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

 

I'll have you know I'm sefectly pober !!! [hic]

[nilodnayr]

Jesus, this thread has turned into a gawkerfest. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

[Rob]

i'm not a big fan of drunk NSBB'ing... i'm always tempted to say something that would essentially ban myself.

 

That's half the fun.

 

Speaking of which, I'm completely sober at the moment... but we'll have to see if it's still that way in an hour.

[FergieJ31]

i'm not a big fan of drunk NSBB'ing... i'm always tempted to say something that would essentially ban myself.

 

Yeah but as Neil Young says, it's better to burn out than it is to rust.

[Mephistopheles]

I get violent when Im drunk. I'd probably would have thrown out some violent personal insults by now.

[Butterscup1679666578]

I leave for 40 minutes and I return to complete weirdness.

[Guest]

I was going to put in around 8-10 hours of prep work for a customer presentation I have tomorrow.

 

I guess if I started now...

[sonicdethmonkey0]

i'm not a big fan of drunk NSBB'ing... i'm always tempted to say something that would essentially ban myself.

 

That's half the fun.

 

Speaking of which, I'm completely sober at the moment... but we'll have to see if it's still that way in an hour.

 

"have you ever discussed the pros and cons of alfonso soriano's EqA... ON WEED?!?!?!

[VanceJergins]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

 

I'll have you know I'm sefectly pober !!! [hic]

 

But wait, by the way you switched the letters around in those words it would seem that you arent completely sob.....oh wait....I get it.