Dempster cracks me up

[snoodmonger]

Regarding the absence of Maddog:

 

''We've been sharing locker space for three years,'' he said. ''It's kind of weird not having him there to talk about golf or talk about pitching, farting on each other, whatever it is.''

 

[Banedon]

Regarding the absence of Maddog:

 

''We've been sharing locker space for three years,'' he said. ''It's kind of weird not having him there to talk about golf or talk about pitching, farting on each other, whatever it is.''

 

 

Also this note from Teddy Greenstein:

 

Guests Hawk Harrelson, Tom Lasorda and Ryne Sandberg will discuss baseball on WSCR-AM 670's "Hit and Run" show from 9-11:30 a.m. Sunday. Sox players Paul Konerko, Jermaine Dye and Jim Thome will read "Casey at the Bat" and Cubs Ryan Dempster and Will Ohman will perform Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?"

 

Bold added by me.

[Outshined_One]

http://static.flickr.com/71/175995088_335e48aa95_o.jpg

[Roast]

He also has a killer Harry Caray impersonation, which he unleashed on the crowd at th Cubs Caravan this year. I couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard.

[UMFan83]

He looks like he enjoys life

 

 

If anyone has Comcast on Demand, somewhere on there, there are Cubs players that come in and read books to schools. Demp, Eyre and Pierre are the three I think.

[RonnieWooWooSanto]

He looks like he enjoys life

 

 

If anyone has Comcast on Demand, somewhere on there, there are Cubs players that come in and read books to schools. Demp, Eyre and Pierre are the three I think.

 

Yep.

 

Pierre reads "Ziggy's Blue Ribbon Day"

 

Dempster reads "Are you Going To Be Good"

 

Eyre reads "Wrigley Field From A-Z"

 

I believe last years included Dusty reading.

[Shavo]

The jokesters of the team seem to be Demp, Ohman, Eyre, and Z. Then we have the robots, aka Howry and Prior.

[RonnieWooWooSanto]

The jokesters of the team seem to be Demp, Ohman, Eyre, and Z. Then we have the robots, aka Howry and Prior.

 

Other than the pitchers, Neifi is a big jokester.

[A New Era]

The jokesters of the team seem to be Demp, Ohman, Eyre, and Z. Then we have the robots, aka Howry and Prior.

 

Other than the pitchers, Neifi is a big joke.

 

fixed. :lol:

[minnesotacubsfan]

The jokesters of the team seem to be Demp, Ohman, Eyre, and Z. Then we have the robots, aka Howry and Prior.

 

Other than the pitchers, Neifi is a big joke.

 

fixed. :lol:

 

yes..yes...I agree, Neifi isn't ON this team

[FadeToBolivia]

Other than the pitchers, Neifi is a big jokester.

 

Yeah, and the joke is on Cubs fans.

[Andy]

http://www.northtonorth.com/pages/Hawks%20Game%20Pics.html

 

Now, forever, Dempster is Capt. America.

 

http://www.northtonorth.com/pages/photoarchive/outontown/captain3.jpg

[chuckywang]

^Was that last season's Hawks game where Joe Johnson went off for 40?

[Andy]

^Was that last season's Hawks game where Joe Johnson went off for 40?

No, it was a Blackhawks game. Not that someone couldn't still score 40 against the Blackhawks...

[Balsa]

^Was that last season's Hawks game where Joe Johnson went off for 40?

No, it was a Blackhawks game. Not that someone couldn't still score 40 against the Blackhawks...

Hahaha. I remember reading about that.