The always quotable Z

[anemic offense]

From the Trib's 2nd base dilemma article:

 

Father figure

 

Carlos Zambrano cringed when he read that Angel Guzman said Zambrano was like a "dad" to him. The Venezuelan pitchers are the same age.

 

"I almost slapped him," Zambrano said. "I said, 'How can you say that? I'm 24 too.'"

 

Zambrano told Guzman to refer to him in the future as an "older brother," and also gave him some brotherly advice Tuesday when the young right-hander took his demotion to the minors hard.

 

ROFLMA. We need to seriously consider starting a stickied-thread filled entirely with Z quotes. He's had so many good ones over the years that he's deserving of his own shrine. Not to mention, Z is just that kick-azz.

[Andy]

JonMDavis has this in his sig.

 

But I agree about the Z quotes thread. That's a great idea.

[Brian]

i started a Carlos worship thread for pics quotes, etc about a month ago i should find it and bump it with these new gems.

[TenzilKem]

You'll have to include my sig. It's several years old, but I haven't gotten around to changing it because I've never come across anything better.

[da bears]

I couldn't stop laughing when I read that. Man, Zambrano's the man.

[A New Era]

OLD'D.

[soccer10k]

Hilarious.