Bull

No, awkward cousin hanging with the crew,or going into a club, or a backroom deal and zobrist is the new guy. "He's cool, he's with me" vouching for the new guy kinda deal. So now he's Donnie Brasco? Or Mr. Orange? DAMMIT, WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT. Yeah, he might be a cop.

No, awkward cousin hanging with the crew,or going into a club, or a backroom deal and zobrist is the new guy. "He's cool, he's with me" vouching for the new guy kinda deal.

I cried

He's with Joe. It's cool.

Without schwarber or Montero. And with a flaccid Heyward

Jessie over Kelly times 1000. no [expletive] way just no Showgirls.

Jessie over Kelly times 1000.

Pfft. Aren't some of us so grown up! This place can be pretty brutal for errant or dumb posts/posters. A mechanism for positive reinforcement is almost necessary. The hearts are just a short-hand way of saying "I like what you did there. Please continue to waste your time on this silly site." Anyone spending any time here can't pretend they are above those lovely hearts. I think we ought to be able to like things multiple times. That Card fan nazi tat should have at least 9001 of em. 2. I got 2 of them. And none on the original post in the game thread. No one here really noticed until deadspin picked it up. /Eeyore.

Stop calling me "that guy" damn it, like I'm some rookie here. Call me Disco Ball. Show me some respect. Petition to change DB's location formerly "that guy"

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The obvious answer is to play Javy everywhere. I don't mean a different position each night. I mean: [bbvideo=560,315] [/bbvideo]

Ross is Lisa, completely superfluous, while absolutely essential. Coglan is Nikki Coleman, Miley Gonzalez is Castro, cut just before it got good.

I am convinced he has the ability to stop time.

It will be something we will wish we had done.

I thought we could use a place to put some of the historical and ridiculous things this team is doing for future generations. This may seem unnecessary as everyone will remember the greatness of this season, but even the grand canyon has markers explaining just how grand it is. This is a place for such markers. Some of the ridiculous run differential stats should go here. Best Cubs record through 20,21, and 22 games since 1907. Best record in baseball through 20 games since 2003. (Giants?)

Montero to DL. Ross hits homer. Anyone anytime.

And then sucking the life out of the pitchers, till they all lay lifeless in a heap on the training room floor.

That's olmos 20!

All brain

Bingo. When I want to and where I want to! On a serious note, kudos to Tim for making this site work in so many ways, you're sure to like one of them!

Active topics is gross. Too much social. I don't want to know about nhl, nba, got, and your local pta

PEKs Performance Enhancing Kales

Some reporter tried to get him to give the 'I thought I'd be out of baseball' answer last night and asked him how he thought he was feeling about 3 years ago around now, but he said he thought he would be pitching like this and I guess he wasn't lying. That's incredible. I think the point is that is, in fact, credible.

I am not at this game, therefore we are losing. I'm hopping in my car now. 25 minutes to the stadium. Should be goo for 9th inning comeback.

Monday night I went with a group of 5 friends (who are ALL Cardinal fans). We bought tickets in advance and ended up in Section 193, Left Centerfield bleachers. It was at this point that I realized that I hate myself because I know my way around Busch stadium better than I do Wrigley. I've had bad experiences at Busch before (peanuts and ice thrown at me). I'm pretty mild and mind my own business, but my Cards fan friends were razzing me. The Cards fans behind us had large amounts of Vodka in extra large Dasani bottles. Several liters. Cubs fans behind them were lit up too. The bleachers were alive. Lots of talk about 1908. When Heyward came up, booze fueled boos filled the stadium. Several N-words. Overtime the Cubs fans would get excited, the Cards fans would get more angry. About the 3rd inning one of the guys with me pointed out the tattoo 5 rows in front of me. I worked for just the right angle, trading seat with one of my friends and posted to my Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/billwoodruffiii. I was on my phone and terrible with typing on it (especially trying to paste between codes, upload to imager, etc), and was hanging out with friends, so I uploaded to my personal Facebook and waited to upload the picture here. Tuesday night I went alone and bought a $130 ticket from a "street salesman" for $15 because it was the last one from a set of 4. Great seat near the press box in an exclusive area, outside a restaurant area only for people with tickets for that area. It was in this area that I saw Jed. I walked behind him for 10 seconds and then called his first name. He turned around confirming to me that it was him. I said "you guys are doing a great job with the team". A quick handshake and a thank you and he went into the press box. Great game, but less energy. There were very few Cubs fans in this section, so much less energy. I was alone, so I decided to upload the pictures to the game thread. They didn't get much attention there so I posted here where the thread is moving slower. The rest you know! tl;dr The pictures are from Monday. I was busy Monday and only posted them to my Facebook. Posted them here Tuesday. That may be my longest post ever here, and I've been here since 2003, lol.