No, it is pretty much a BS cop out. I love South Park as much as the next cynical slacker, but that reference is apropos of nothing. It is well within someone's right not to vote but reducing the contest to a douche vs. crap makes the decision not to vote one of self-induced ignorance. I find it almost impossible to believe that someone who made him or her self aware of the political stance of the candidates running for any office would reduce a choice for that office to such terrible and disgusting metaphor. It's just an excuse to be willfully uninformed. Even Dave Chappelle was at the debate in SC, and I can't think of a better example of a cynical slacker. Instead of reading it as reducing the contest to douche vs crap, read it as the metaphor it was originally written to be. If the starving population of flies was the single biggest issue facing our nation right now, the turd sandwich would be a no-brainer. If hygiene and cleanliness were the supreme issue, then likewise for the other. This all, of course, is assuming that the candidates fulfill their promises of actually serving in the presidency with the full turdiness/douchiness on which they campaigned. The fact is, if you have more than about one or two issues which are important to you, and those issues are traditionally represented by opposite sides (ie, being strongly opposed to or in favor of both abortion and death penalty), and each side comes with a ball of wax you largely can't stomach, and you can't even trust them to do anything about the issue that's important to you in the first place, then "I don't know" is a perfectly legitimate answer. One can also argue that being this brand of bs'ing, copping out cynical slacker is a step up from being a naive idealist who thought they were voting for personal values and small government and instead got the last 7 years.