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anyone found a high res of this one? I'd love to have it as a background.

I came home to watch the middle innings (very late lunch). When DLee hit the homer, Hawk said nothing. He didn't even give it a "home run, Cubs." He said nothing. His assbaggery is amazing.

(inside the Cubs' clubhouse) http://images.filmmagic.com/images/tnm/11649239.jpg Hey, yo. You know, that was like, you know a great win guys. Freakin' A awesome. {distant voice} "Go the distance" http://images.filmmagic.com/images/tnm/11649239.jpg "Holy crap. Did you hear that?" http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/2006/08/24/2wKjw9F9.jpg "Hear what? Are you okay over there? I can do alot of things, but I ain't no brain doctor." {distant voice} "Go the Distance" http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/2007/05/02/vBSIosWM.jpg "Jumpin jesus, there it is again!" http://www.nichibeitimes.com/e/feature_links/mar27_kawano_yosh.gif heh heh heh . . . heh heh heh. .. . {distant voice} go the distance http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/marquis-de-bade.jpg There it is. It's like the voice of God calling to me!!! http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20080410/soto1_78840.jpg Ahh, just practicing my home run trot. Did someone call my name? http://faninterference.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/kerry_wood_studio_cubs.jpg "Go the Distance. . . . hahahahahahahahah" http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/EvqlNgfr.jpg Hey, that's not funny!! http://www.austinarticles.com/images/karl.png I don't reckon some folks can take a joke. http://media.wsbt.com/images/Cubs_Pirates_Baseball_Burn%5B1%5D.JPG Take a hint, marquis. I'm tired. I need the day off. Soto's got the offense. Just go the distance today. High Five! The boys in blue take on the bad guys in game two. Marquis can do himself (and the team) some serious favors if he can give us 7+ innings and keep his nice little hot streak going. My fear is the wind is blowing out and we'll have a slugfest on our hands. Gotta hope the sinker is working. Go CUBS!!!! (sorry for the lameness of this post. it's tough to top a good slingblade post)

http://almostangels.org/sling.JPG "Boy. I reckon he whacked that one plum over the fence. Mmm, mmm."

I used to half way like the White Sox. I certainly didn't dislike them. Now, I hate these guys. HATE EM!!!!

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/38575a.jpg ''There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Venezuela. Get it? " http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/03/ozzieisbac.jpg "Uhhhh, is that cray white dude talkin' 'bout me?" http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/10/01/XSj3oK7h.jpg "Yeah, pee wee, he's talkin' about you. Hey Karl, can you pitch? Maybe we can work you in the 7th or 8th when we're beating the holy hell out of these guys. It'll be good for you." http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/38575a.jpg "Yeah, I reckon I can." http://cache.deadspin.com/ozzieguillen.jpg "What the *$*@. Who let this piece of #@( in here. Do you think this is funny??" http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/program/porady/1006692084/foto/02.jpg "Yeah, He's funny, you know. Not funny "Ha-Ha", funny queer." http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/white_sox_kiss2.jpg mmmmm. . . .huh? http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A2320/232023/300_232023.jpg "Jeez, man. If you'll cut that crap out, we'll spot you guys 6 runs." Ted Lilly takes the hill for game one of the cross town show down. This is a big one for the cubs. They really need to forget about the Tampa mess and move on. They have the best record in the bigs and it's time to stomp a mud hole into the white sox. GO CUBS!!!!! Hurry, someone with a brain throw some stats and TV info --- I got no clue (obviously).

for what it's worth, we're sweeping the white sox

I think crawford got a strike there

ouch, babe

I loved how Minaya said that the mets' poor play was not Willie's fault. brilliant.

way to go, pee pee head

Just let Soto and Marmol take on the entire AL. . . . by themselves. It would be a little slanted towards the NL, but I'm sure the AL loves a good challenge.

We're just proposing that Murton plays tomorrow. . . . so the league can approve the Roberts deal, that just so happens to be a done deal.

Fukudome RF Theriot SS Lee 1B ARam 3B Soto C DeRosa 2B Edmonds CF Murton LF Pitcher Why can't that lineup not produce enough to win ball games? Remember, the cubs lead the NL in ERA. . . a slight drop in offense isn't going to kill them. Soriano is good, but not pujols good.

Since we've been to the Ballpark at Arlington the past few years, Ryne has taken a liking to the Rangers. Therefore, I've paid more attention to them as well. So, it's the stRangers for me.

Edmonds plays a shallow CF. Maybe that's how he could see the pitcher's stuff. . . . .no pun intended.

Maybe I'm in the minority, but who gives a crap which team is better? At best, we'll play 13 games against them. I just want to win the right 4 games.

Red Sox Nation my ass. Prior to 2004, I don't think too many people outside of the NE area were gushing Sox fans. Yankees "nation?" Yeah, I can see that --- long time dominating team that was featured on the game of the week most weeks. Cub nation? yes -- WGN, thank you very much. I live in a town of 5,000. We're in the southeast corner of Arkansas --- it's a cardinal town. However, I know a bunch of Cub fans. I know ZERO Red Sox fans. I never see Sox shirts, hats, etc. You see Cub stuff in my po-dunk town quite often. Back to the game ---- the ball is not carrying well at all tonite.

A couple of things: 1) There is probably not more than 3 or 4 (if that) slugging left handed hitting centerfielders in the entire world. None of them are available. Just taking a guess on that. 2) I thought Soto hit that last ball harder than what the results showed.

3-3 on the road trip. . . . .I"ll take it. I won't be happy, but I'll take it. Poop happens.

I say the runner should be out at the moment the ball/glove touches him before making it to the base. Also, Soto could have gotten that throw up a hair.

He forgot that Ryno made a couple of swipes in the batter's box dirt. That and he never swung at the first pitch. That stuff is fun, though. I remember me and my friends pretending to be all those players from the 80s. Darryl Strawberry was always a fun one. . . .Mattingly, too.

Soto's sexiness makes up for any statistical difference between he and McCann

If he keeps hitting, I might have to stop calling him "Old Man River."

Soto, Geovany