bhogg

what in the blue hell was that?

ugliest friggin AB all year --- FOR ANYONE

excellent use of the word "dumper."

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/SuperStock_1439R-1072800.jpg WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER!!!!???!!!?!?!?!?

If I was that chick, I'd show us her boobs

yeah, she's never seen Charlie Hough. . . . .

she's way too bubbly and happy

Charlie Hough's wife, I'm sure of it. She sings like ass. . .. and gets paid for this crap?

does that chick have fake hair?

Hmmm, not how I imagined this game would go. Of course, it ain't over yet.

can someone delete my above post? I was trying to edit my title, but screwed up (duh).

yeah, I photoshop with MS Paint. It's all I know.

http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/swerski.jpg Hello dare. Welcome to anudder edition of the emmy award winning hit sports television show, da super fans. I'm yer host, Bob Swerski. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/swerski.jpg "Today's first topic -- da cubs and dare awesomeness. Dey swept da sox dis weekend. It was glorious. Dare I say, da ghost of Halas could not contain dis baseball team. Todd, what do you think? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/todd.gif MY GOD WHAT A CHOKE JOB! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/swerskilou.jpg Now, on to Sweet Lou. Dis here guy has done wonders for dis club. He has but one rival and dat would be . . . http://www.reason.com/UserFiles/superfans.jpg DITKA!! http://www.jimporett.com/images/superfanredux.jpg Speaking of Ditka, one must ask da question. Who would win in a battle of strengths between Piniella and Ditka? Let's go to the phones, shall we. We have a caller. http://www.skysports.com/Images/skysports/silhouette_player.jpg Hello. I would like to say that son of **** ********** piece of ***** no good ***** is a sorry sack of ***** and can kiss my ***. http://miamiherald.typepad.com/flapanthers/images/2007/12/16/superfans.jpg Oh, no. This is not good. Noooo , noooo. Hey can we get a trace on that call? http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/28/obit.roddy.ap/story.rob.roddy.ap.jpg Bob, that call is coming directly from 333 West 35th Street Chicago, Illinois 60616! http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/swerski.jpg Caller? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/ozzieguillenuspresswire.jpg ******! [click] http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/swerski2.gif Dis brings us to da last topic. Tomorrow's game. Da cubs take on da orioles of baltimore. Pat, your prediction. http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00709/60/38/709878306_s.jpg Da Cubs one hunert and turty two. Orioles 3. Marshall is young and might have a bad outing, thus the three runs. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/swerski2.gif Carl --- your prediction. Assume dat the orioles are coached by Piniella for three innings and da cubs let Ramirez take the day off. http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/RoSm-Carl%20Wollarski.jpg Dah, now dat's a tough one Bob. Would da cubs have to take an automatic out? Would they just eliminate the 3B position for the game? If so, Cubs eighty four, orioles 5. Piniella brings out the best in most teams, the orioles would be no exception. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/swerski2.gif Todd --- a cub team of nothing but Ryan Theriots go against the O's. This time, the O's get to be led by Johnny Unitas. Johnny U can play as well. Who wins? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/todd.gif I Th. . . I th. . . . oh GOD. . . NOooooo http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/swerski.jpg Obviously, Todd is having yet an udder eart attack. The EMT's are taking him away. . .. and. . . . yes, we're getting the thumbs up. http://www.officer.com/article/photos/1192047485547_schoolshooting2.jpg http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/swerski.jpg Well, dat's all da time we have on da superfans. May god have mercy on the oriole's souls. I don't see this as being any kind of an easy game. Let's hope marshall comes out strong and can give us 5-6 innings. The offense needs to keep it rolling. Do you guys realize we're almost to the mid way point of our home schedule and we've not even lost 10 games? Amazing.

I can keep going or I can let the next person in line go. I don't know if I can top (or even come close to) the last few. I may have to go more "normal." I'm home for just a bit --- check email, etc. Then it's back to work til 6:00. I can get a thread going after 8:00 tonight, however.

can you imagine how badly we'd be beating the WS if we had a potent American League offense?

ask her what she thinks of soto Dude, I want to watch the rest of the game. Plus, the kids are still awake.

that's awesome. I just explained some of the history with Edmonds. She just laughed and said, "well, he's wearing eye liner. I'd be surprised if he'd not."

my wife has no knowledge of Jim Edmonds. She just said, "it looks like he's wearing eye liner."

was Theriot playing footsie with ARam? Seems like that should have been caught.

poop runs downhill, no?

Admit it. You enjoyed it. not that there's anything wrong with it

Let me tell you, it's no fun trying find google images of half naked men. Oh Lord, the things that "pop" up. However, I knew I'd struck gold when I found the guy sporting the hulk-a-maniac pose.

will he wear a cubs hat or a cards hat when he goes into the hall?

{knock, knock] http://educatedbet.com/images/uploads/p1_piniella.jpg Yeah, what (hiccup)? http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/lee_derrek0915.jpg Skip, we got a bit of a problem over in the club house. Can you help us out? http://www.metstoday.com/wp-content/lou-piniella-signal.jpg Aw, Hell. Don't tell me that Eyre dropped a deuce and clogged the crapper up AGAIN! http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/40/180px-Cousin_Eddie.jpg Merry Christmas --- crapper's full! http://www.authorsden.com/ArticlesImage/27487.jpg "Well, yeah, that happened. . . but that happens alot. This is a new problem." {music playing} "I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts" http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/04/Hendry.jpg/175px-Hendry.jpg "Oh Christ, what have I done??" http://netzoo.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hendry_zambrano.jpg "Jim, I can kill him. He's hitting good, but I can kill him." http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/04/Hendry.jpg/175px-Hendry.jpg "no, no. Let him live." {music still playing} "I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk" http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/bhogg/SuperStock_1439R-1072800.jpg WHATCHA GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/john_rolfe/05/22/piniella.press.conferences/tx.piniella.jpg Guys, I can't do anything about this. The guy's OPSing almost 1.000 with us!!!!! Time for the sweep!!!!! Dempster is a beast at home, so he needs to keep it up. This one will be on Sunday night baseball, so we'll have to suffer hearing you know who. Be prepared to listen things like "when I played with the big red machine, we beat the crap out of teams all the time --- just like the cubs do!" GO CUBS!!! Someone breakout the STREET SWEEPER!!!!!!

The Sox announcers watched the replay of the cabrera foul ball and said that it only looked like it hit the pole. They were satisfied with the call.