Dear Fulham, Thank you sincerely for giving me Americans to root for in the BPL. Thank you also for your recent acquisition of Eddie Johnson. I am excited to see him want to raise his level of play in the best league in the world. I feel I should warn you though. Ives' article says you are going to pay more for him than you paid for Deuce. I feel this would be a bad move and hope you understand what you are getting into. Eddie will give you all boners with his speed and athletic ability, but his timidity and penchant for disappearing against physical defending make him all but a lock to fail miserably in England. In Deuce you had a still developing, creative and dynamic player who works incredibly hard and always gives it his all. In Eddie, well, you have the opposite of that. I hope it works out for all involved, I just don't think it will. Thanks, Wolf PS, good luck next year in the Championship, but plz don't scapegoat the Americans on your team as Clint and Boca are two of the few premiership quality players on your squad. PPS, if you want to sign some American that will actually help you, sign Michael Parkhurst and Michael Bradley. Agreed, although i would be pissed if Bradley went to Fulham. His recent growth (which i am floored by) suggests he could be much more.