Fine. I am so bored at work and this week is fake anyways. Teams with less than 5% chance of making the playoffs:
Orioles (1.8%)
Eflin - FA after this year, like $10m left. Elite in 2023, very solid in 2024, a very slow start coming off a minor injury in 2025.
Charlie Morton - FA after this year, like $10m left. Basically looked like the pitcher version of Justin Turner to start the year, but has turned it around a little bit. Actually didn't realize he got pulled from the rotation so his game log being filled with 1-3 earned runs is not nearly as impressive, but a 3.98 ERA in 20 innings in May.
Sugano - FA after this year, like $8m left. Strikes out and walks absolutely no one, a very luck driven 3.23 ERA on the year but the advanced numbers have him as a low to mid 4 guy.
White Sox (0%) - To their credit all their pitchers currently have tons of control, so no obvious choices here. Adrian Houser if things get real desperate.
Athletics (2.5%)
Severino - Just signed a two year deal with a player option, has been very good but can't see them bailing this early on a big signing.
Jeffrey Springs - $6m left this year, $10m next year, team option for 2027. Historically very effectively when he actually pitches, this year (basically a Boyd type), this year mediocre with a lot of innings. Seems like a perfect A, so probably not available.
Angels (0%)
Tyler Anderson - Owed $10m this year, FA after that. Not good, will soak up innings.
Kikuchi - Just signed a 3/$63m deal so can't see him being available.
Hendricks - I mean....maybe???
Nationals (0%)
Trevor Williams - Somehow also signed for next year still but basically Colin Rea with a little more upside.
Gore - Covered elsewhere. Pay for him.
Soroka - A little more interesting, but it's just been too long since he was good.
Marlins (0%)
Alcantara - Covered elsewhere.
Cal Quantrill - Will eat up innings and not much else.
Pirates (0.1%)
Keller - Not going to be available.
Heaney - FA after this year, cheap, will eat innings, go get him.
Rockies (0%)
Kyle Freeland - There's enough there to be interested but the Rockies are so weird trying to trade with them seems pointless.
lol I once again got bored halfway through. Bolded the names I want to save everyone the time.