Just send LOTS of doughnuts his way (Jim Hendry's stash?) and hope he eats his way out of playing shape (yes, I know, it's hard to get out of baseball playing shape, but it's the best bet). Just think, by the time he gets to his mid 30's Prince will probably have the longest home run trot in the history of the league. He'll be even slower than Kirk Gibson was in the 1988 World Series when he hit the game winning home run off Eckersley.