Going to really date myself here. Not going to go with my all-time favorites. Going to list some of my kid favorites. Guys like Sandberg and Grace were actually teenager players for me, so I'm not even going to include '80s playoff Cubbies. I'm going to include guys who played on the bad Cub teams before that. As a young kid, as in grade-school, I liked these guys: Bruce Sutter -- I didn't even realize a baseball could be thrown like that. When he came in for a save, I dropped whatever kid stuff I was doing and watched to see the ridiculous flailing of opposing hitters (or at least, what I thought was ridiculous flailing at the time). Unloaded him to the Cards -- betrayer! Jerry Morales -- don't have a "why" for this one. I guess I just liked his name and his look. Great mustache before great mustaches were cool, man. Dave Kingman -- because you just watched him. It seemed like he either looked ridiculous, or he hit the ball a mile. There was nothing else. I'm not even sure he was a baseball player. Now that I look back, I can't believe how short a tenure he had with the Cubs, and that he was an all-star twice in 3 years with the Cubs. WTF? He played 15 years in the majors? Steve Swisher -- why? Because every time he made an appearance, my Dad would say something about how he was a bum. And I kept rooting for him to prove him wrong.