Can I try???? :P (this won't happen but it's fun, so what the heck..) Cubs acquire Abreu (Payroll increases by about 6 mil) Boston acquires Lugo, Pierre, and Williams (Payroll increases by 4mil) Phillies acquire Clement, Baez, and Hill (Payroll remains same) TB acquires Marte & Van Buren (Payroll decreases by 10 mil) Cubs trade Pierre, Williams, and Hill Boston trades Clement, Marte, & Van Buren Phillies trade Abreu TB trades Lugo and Baez. Cubs line-up: Walker-2B Murton-LF Lee-1B Abreu-RF Ramirez-3B Jones-CF Barrett-C Cedeno-SS