Outshined_One

Did you also mimic the Iron Sheik''s "AMERICA, HAWPT-TOO!" line, as well?

I'm willing to blame Carlos Mencia for everything horrible that has happened in the past 3 years. The man is pure, distilled evil.

I'm always confused with what I should do during a performance of "God Bless America" at a ball game. Should I put my hand on my heart? Take off my hat? Stand around awkwardly? Sing along? It's a strange feeling.

Okay, if I were offered the opportunity to place a bet on whether Daytona's season OBP would be higher than their SLG, I'd seriously have to debate it.

I don't think anyone would blame Lou if he hit Zambrano 7th in this lineup.

Box Scores Iowa lost 5-0 Box Score CF E. Patterson 0/4, K, E (2, fielding) LF M. Murton 1/3, BB, K RF J. Kroeger 0/3, K 1B J. Fox 0/4, K 3B C. McGehee 0/4, 2 K SP R. Keisler 6+ IP, 8 H, 3 ER, 3/1 K/BB, 9-5 GO-FO RP J. Mateo 1 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 0 ER, 1/0 K/BB, 0-2 GO-FO Tennessee won 5-2 Box Score CF M. Camp 1/5, R, RBI DH T. Colvin 1/5, RBI 1B M. Craig 2/4, BB, RBI, K 3B K. Reynolds 0/5, K RF R. Harvey 2/4, K SP D. Veal 4 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 1 ER, 6/4 K/BB, 4-2 GO-FO, E (1, missed catch) RP C. Shaver 2 hitless/scoreless, 0/1 K/BB, 3-3 GO-FO RP R. Roquet 1 perfect, 2/0 K/BB, 0-1 GO-FO RP S. Avery 2 perfect, 2/0 K/BB, 2-2 GO-FO Daytona won 9-4 Box Score 2B T. Thomas 1/4, BB, R, 3 K CF J. Wyatt 2/4, BB, R, 2 RBI, HR (1), PO (1B) LF T. Wright 1/4, R, RBI, 2B (2) 3B J. Lansford 1/5, 2 R, E (1, throw) DH Y. Carter 1/5, R, RBI, 2B (1), K 1B R. Canzler 2/5, R, RBI, 2 K SS D. Barney 1/4, RBI, 2B (1) AP A. Maestri 4.2 IP, 8 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 6/2 K/BB, WP, 4-1 GO-FO RP J. Papelbon 2.1 scoreless, 1 H, 4-3 GO-FO Peoria won 3-2 Box Score SS M. Gonzalez 0/4, RBI, K 3B M. Smith 1/4, R, K RF K. Burke 0/4, K CF D. rundle 0/4, 2 K LF D. Johnston 1/4, 2 K DH C. Andersen 1/4, R, K 2B N. Samson 1/3 SP A. Cabrera 5 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 1/2 K/BB, HR, 7-6 GO-FO RP J. Latham 2 perfect, 2/0 K/BB, 2-2 GO-FO RP C. Muschko 2 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 1/1 K/BB, HR, 1-4 GO-FO OVERALL: 3-1

Crazy day down on the farm! Check out the box scores.

Matt Camp breaks the Tennessee shutout with a two run homer. Atkins has 5 Ks through 3. James Russell having a decent outing for Daytona, having pitched 4 IP with 5 H, 1 K, and 1 HR thus far.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4025/50955542xo3.png But he's so decorative and tasteful for any bedding assortment!

I say we trade for David Eckstein and put him in LF.

Just wait until Dusty starts both every day throughout the summer. You'll be loving those guys in no time flat.

Remember how he was one of our best pitchers at the end of 2005? FTH happened to him?

Made a nice catch and got a bunt single. That bunt single was a thing of beauty. Brad Ausmus waved his hand at it in disgust when it died on the infield grass between Wigginton, Oswalt, and himself.

Don't Tescos have sushi?

Crazy game, but I'm happy to get a W!

Cedeno >>> Theriot

I'll predict Theriot will be prominently involved.

Find new friends.

Carlos Lee is just that good in the OF!

Whoever said Carlos Lee played LF with the grace of a refrigerator was wrong. My fridge has much better agility and reflexes than Carlos Lee.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Just For Men Beard strikes again!

Progression to the mean will eventually kick in, imo.

Dang.

I'll take that. Thanks Roy!