Matthew McConaughey in...another annoying movie for your girlfriend to drag you out to see that will make you wish you dumped her when you had the chance! Seriously, STOP LEAVING THEM WIDE OPEN FROM 3.
Strangely enough, I don't have much of a problem with this idea. Guys are two-way players in college; why not do the same thing in the majors? /not serious
Fox would be the logical callup at this point since he's had experience playing the corners and the OF. He doesn't play them particularly well, mind you, but calling him up makes the most sense.
Our bench essentially consists of Koyie Hill and Joey Gathright at this point. For the love of God, put someone on the DL so we can get some reinforcements.