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  1. UMFan83
    I was mildly frightened but it didn't look like he got ahold of it enough. I've seen Pujols hit some like that, and they still haven't landed. Yeah but he is an inhuman robot. Albert Pujols is either the best hitter in baseball or he's damn close. He has 266 career HR and he's played in a total of like 65 baseball games. He has a .418 career OBP. And a walk, mind you, ties the game. He is 12 feet tall, and each of his lats weighs 80 pounds. His bat is 60 inches long and is made of Bigfoot's spine. He is a monstrous monster who eats sliders. Not balls that were used to throw sliders, mind you -- he has figured out a way to eat the concept of sliders. The dude hits with a closed stance only because Marty Barrett bet him he couldn't hit with a closed stance like Barrett did and still win the MVP and Pujols did it just to stave off the boredom that had come from solving baseball. He once hit a home run on a hit-by-pitch. He has more hits left-handed than anyone in baseball history has right-handed -- and he is right handed. He completed an MD-PhD at Hopkins in one hour and gave a graduation address (in Greek), and he had to miss a game against the Pirates in 2003, and he still went 2-4 with a double. The home run he hit off Lidge in the NLCS....just now landed, in Banff. He is awesome.
  2. UMFan83
    did the Rockie's outfielders take an early flight to Pittsburgh? Mench???? Triple??????? Hawpe has had an awful series in the OF
  3. UMFan83
    WP makes it 4-2 Brewers
  4. UMFan83
    Sotowned!
  5. UMFan83
    Leadoff double for Jenkins followed by a triple for Mench, 3-2 Brewers
  6. UMFan83
    Holliday GIDP inning over
  7. UMFan83
    He didn't completely suck. Based on my expectations for Scott this appearance was a rousing success as long as Marmol gets us out of the inning. :lol: But yeah, he still needs to go. :x But the point is you have to use Marmol in the 5th.
  8. UMFan83
    Anytime you can bring in your best reliever in the 5th inning and one of your worst positional players in the same move, you gotta do it!
  9. UMFan83
    It's the 5th inning...he was either going to bring in Gallagher or Eyre. You can argue for Gallagher but no one else in the pen.
  10. UMFan83
    Rockies tie it up 2-2 in the 7th
  11. UMFan83
    Knew he couldn't make it through the inning unscathed
  12. UMFan83
    I did not expect that
  13. UMFan83
    Hawpe strikes out with a runner on third to end the Rockies 6th. 2-1 Brewers still
  14. UMFan83
    We got robbed!!!
  15. UMFan83
    Leadoff hitter on for the Rockies for Todd Helton
  16. UMFan83
    Nice when the pitcher leads off with a hit. Marquis get the hell out of this game
  17. UMFan83
    Quiet in here today. What's everyone doing, enjoying the weather or something?
  18. UMFan83
    Hart hit 2-1 Brewers
  19. UMFan83
    Suppan ties up the brewers game with his bat. 1-1
  20. UMFan83
    Marquis July ERA is 7.97
  21. UMFan83
    More HRs that inning than the last 11 games combined
  22. UMFan83
    SLUMP BUSTER!!!
  23. UMFan83
    July ERA is now 7.90
  24. UMFan83
    Marquis ERA: June - 5.09 July - 6.92 (including today)
  25. UMFan83
    So this is the second half Marquis that everyone warned me about?
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