My commercial would highlight all the crappy failures of recent Cubs past, including Game 5 of the 84 NLCS, Will Clark smashing a ball into the seats in the 89 NLCS, Sammy Sosa juicing up in the dugout before running onto the field for an AB, Kerry Woods arm flying off his body and impailing a nearby Mark Prior, Steve Bartman/Alex Gonzalez in 2003, Moises Alou peeing on his hands just for fun, and then a photo of Jim Hendry comes on the screen as each year flashes by "2005: We need better chemistry", "2006: We need speed and guys who can catch the ball!", "2007: Holy #$#@, we need everything!", and finally "2009: WE NEED LEFTIES!!!!" and then finally, a Cubs fan crying on the TV screen as the finals words flash across the screen: "Cubs baseball: Why the $#@% would you even bother?" Edit: Oh and the photo of the marquee at Wrigley Field displaying the words: "Congratulations Chicago White Sox, 2005 World Series Champions" would be displayed somewhat during that commercial.