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  1. UMFan83
    Anyone want to predict how many times this year we see the teams closer in a non save situation at the end of a series because they need to get work in?
  2. UMFan83
    Thank you Baltimore
  3. UMFan83
    Russell, Bryant and Schwarber still hitless this year. #sophomoreslump #everyonepanic
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    Dongalicious
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    HR 2B 1B
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    The guy who replaced the last guy who was going to kill us for cap reasons. I suspect they'll be alright. Probably but it's still not something that I'm going to cheer for since it makes things more difficult
  7. UMFan83
    Szczur Ross Fowler due up in the third. That's about as bad as its gonna get this year
  8. UMFan83
    Panarin with 11 points in his last 3 games and is now in line for the crippling $1.7m bonus
  9. UMFan83
    Taco Bell is better
  10. UMFan83
    Already tinkering with the heart of the lineup (aka likely lefty lineup)
  11. UMFan83
    omg please tell me these were White Sox fans supplying these quotes to make us look bad. Just come to grips with the fact that like all fan bases, the majority of Cubs fans are idiots. It's one thing to have idiotic baseball views. It's another to have a creepy weirdo attachment to a horsefeathering McDonalds because it has free wifi and feels like home.
  12. UMFan83
    omg please tell me these were White Sox fans supplying these quotes to make us look bad.
  13. UMFan83
    Yeah I don't have a problem at all with them having equal Sox talk. In fact I prefer it so I don't have to hear White Sox fans bitch about a Cub media bias. One thing that I hated though was when the Sox were on the Score they had a Saturday "White Sox Weekly" show, and the only reason that bothered me was because I couldn't just flip to ESPN 1000 because they had national programming and were probably talking about SEC football or something. Will the Cubs have a "Cubs Weekly" show now?
  14. UMFan83
    i thought you had both of them as piss breaks last year You know some Detrol might really help with that.
  15. UMFan83
    I almost called them "Super Cubs" but figured a) everyone already knows they are Super Cubs and b) I'll wait until at least 2 games are played
  16. UMFan83
    "Hey is that Raisin from NSBB? Sweet, wait til I tell Laura about this!"
  17. UMFan83
    It's 2:37 AM in November 2047. A gray haired Garrett Richards shoots up in bed in a cold sweat. His wife Alexis wakes and notices the fear in his face. Alexis: Was it that dream again, the one with the Cubs? Garrett: I CANT GET OUT OF THE INNING. THEY JUST KEEP WORKING THE COUNT Alexis: Now now, that was 31 years ago. There were 9 hall of famers on that team and they won 11 consecutive world series, they did that to everyone. Time to let it go. She embraces him as he cries in her shoulder. Finally, he lays back down and goes to sleep. Alexis starts to lie back down, but then gets back up and turns on the night light and pulls out a picture of a young smiling Kyle Schwarber from behind her pillow and stares lovingly into his eyes. http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/33712.png&w=350&h=254 Go Cubs!
  18. UMFan83
    Was too tired to do it last night. Will create when I get into work shortly!
  19. UMFan83
    That Simmons is a quality defensive player. Perhaps we should acquire him for our collection.
  20. UMFan83
    How dare you diss Bryant like this
  21. UMFan83
    Zobrist continues his stellar game with a second K with a runner on 3rd and less than 2 outs. 9.7% K rate my ass
  22. UMFan83
    That whole Greinke signing isn't working out too well for Arizona so far. 4 IP 7 ER. 7 ER? jake gives that up in a half season
  23. UMFan83
    Remember when our team was at a state where we had to get excited about random people like Tuffy Rhodes
  24. UMFan83
    the funniest thing is about this domination is I believe there has only be one Cubs XBH today, the Fowler lead off double. Doing it all with quarter-dongs
  25. UMFan83
    And then committing an out anyways
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