JudasIscariotTheBird
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...which brings us back to Jon Lovitz. http://jewornotjew.com/img/people/h/hanukkah_harry.jpg Half of Jon's shtick is that he's a living, breathing (and coincidentally very conservative, which is my main beef) Jewish stereotype. So Jon "I'm not funny" Lovitz is ...look, this is just the dumbest argument I've had on this site. Take up Tom Cruise's depiction of a Jewish stereotype with Ben Stiller and some guy named Etan Cohan. They wrote the screenplay. The only thing Tom added was fat hands and the silly dance routine. If you just want to blanket every depiction of a white guy playing a black guy as racist I can't stop you. Blackface obviously has a loaded history, but Tropic Thunder was wholely conscious of what it was doing, and it wasn't minstrel in its depiction. I think you are missing the forrest for the trees if you generalize that extremely.
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...which brings us back to Jon Lovitz.
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Tropic Thunder is and was hillarious. I will not budge from that one iota.
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I want to take this moment to point out that Jon Lovitz's star has aged less gracefully than Downey's. Arguing about avatars is a bit silly, but that's not at all the point Sammy was making. The point I'm making is I hate Mojo's avatar more than Tom's. Infinitely so. Most everything we argue about here is completely silly, for the record.
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I want to take this moment to point out that Jon Lovitz's star has aged less gracefully than Downey's.
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agreed. is that some alt-right secret handshake thing? we don’t ever need to see a picture of that nightmare person again until he’s dead and someone is desecrating his corpse. Ironic gifs are ironic gifs. Some Drax the Destroyer pearl clutching going on in here. -
Give me all the Gyorko!!!
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I knew next to nothing about Chili apart from him possibly killing our dongs. Thank you for this interview, Chili, so I don't have to regret your absence or well-earned jettison.
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General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
JudasIscariotTheBird replied to David's topic in General Baseball Talk
I dunno. The guy was a first round pick and his eyeballs didn't even work. He probably had some kind of secret sauce he can teach the kids. -
Point taken, even if she is a surfer, and they weren't actually in the same room together, and clearly weren't allowed to wear logoed uniforms, and Baez was previously literally naked in a major publication.
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Minor League Musings
JudasIscariotTheBird replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Cubs Minor League Talk
Were other teams that interested in Roederer? I haven't heard or read anything about other teams showing heavy interest in him. They might have had better scouting reports when he was healthy, but I'm pretty sure if the Cubs don't draft him he ends up going to UCLA. In a recent podcast, Longenhagen mentioned a scout for a team besides the Cubs whispered Benintendi comps. -
Could we hire Len as the hitting coach? He could just shout "hit some dingers, fellahs, OH BABY!" from the booth before each game starts, and I think the guys could take it from there, right?
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General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
JudasIscariotTheBird replied to David's topic in General Baseball Talk
True. Best case scenario is all Cub games have robot umps and all non-Cub games have Angel and West. -
https://www.sporcle.com/games/Tr4pD00r/did-the-cubs-win-the-world-series-that-year ...the average score is 98% somehow.
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I like getting pissed. And yeah, only got 60 names. The most games played that I didn't remember was Moreland (followed closely by Starlin! #-o ) and the player with the least games played that I did remember was Milton Bradley, (followed closely by Mike Bieleki).
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I'm just saying that the man pumps dongs. Never forget.
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even he he was 0-5 with RISP That's because he can't hit a curveball.
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Season 5 was just weird. So it starts with Rita dead, and half of what humanized Dex up to that point was his relationship with Rita and her kids. But as soon as she got offed, they get shipped to the in laws and you never see them again and a new lady friend is immediately introduced. When stuff like that happens, its clear that the writers don't have a plan and they are just tossing stuff that they hope sticks, and that is when I run for the exits. I'm never going to let someone pull a LOST me on again.
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So you're picking on Javy here? The guy who led the NL in RBI? The guy who had a .860 OPS with runners in scoring position? Odd choice. Baez had a great year, but I'm not sure he's the perfect person to make contact and hit a sacrifice fly to drive in a run. Raking a double to drive in a run is much, much better than a sac fly for a run. You see, then not only do you not make an out, but you are in position to score if one of your teammates gets a hit later in that inning. If Baez can advance to third, then HE can score on a sac fly! Half of the trick getting sac fly RBIs is getting someone on third with less than two outs in the first place. Baez was able to do things like this often enough that he drove in more runs than anyone else in the National League. Why is this even a conversation? I thought this was the board that wanted Adam Dunn to field every position on the field because he hit dongs and drew walks? We won the World Series just two years ago by crushing dongs and drawing walks (and playing defense a little bit better than Adam Dunn.) What has happened here?! [bbvideo=560,315] [/bbvideo]
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The idea that there are desirable good players and undesirable good players is a concept I refuse to entertain.
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I stopped after season 3. I asked friends to just give me the details on later seasons lol. I'm pretty sure I wasn't missing much. You missed crazy John Lithgow having Dexter over for Thanksgiving dinner.
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I stopped at season 5. All reports indicate I did the right thing. I stopped after season 3. I asked friends to just give me the details on later seasons lol. I'm pretty sure I wasn't missing much. Season 4 was prob the best season.
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Yes, take away 1/3rd of your data to suit your narrative and squint he is the same player. It is as if someone here has a conclusion they want to reach. Even including his good offensive year (.797 OPS in 2015 w/STL) it's still only 60 points off what he did this year.) If you want to pretend his 2016 season when he hit like neifi perez all year has any bearing, be my guest, but everyone involved agrees he was a wreck at the plate all year and starting in 2017 he basically ditched everything he had tried that year and started over. I'm not going to argue with you anymore. It's moronic. You just pointed out his apparently injury-riddled 2015 season was 60 OPS points higher than his best season with the Cubs as if that's an argument for how good he has been...
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I mean, if he IS the same player he always was, what exactly is the office to blame for? Great signing! Let's throw a parade!!!
