There's only 39 guys on the 40 man, but this still definitely ain't happening. It suprised me too, but what will you all say when he gets called up? I'll say Lou's an idiot. And if it's Torres, Lou will accomplish a new level of idiocy I didn't think he was capable of. I mean Hoffpauir makes little enough sense(and I like Micah), but the 30 year old journeyman who's never been as good of a player as Felix is now. Just deliciously Cub.