Missouri only lets black students take classes if the court makes them. That of course is if they can't murder them first. So who is allowed to attend Missouri if not black people? Kenneth Lay, famed corporate criminal Mike Hall, horrendous anchor on the Big Ten Network Mike Shannon, Cardinals sympathizer Dave Otto, DAVE OTTO Gary Barnett, oversaw the destruction of the Colorado football program and probably some rape mixed in Mizzou, former NSBB poster and monster.com critic University of Missouri-Columbia: Just don't be black