maybe dunn will be traded this afternoon and i'll see his first game?! what if it got finalized in, say, the 3rd inning? they should do it like a wrestling storyline. dunn comes to the plate, wearing his reds uniform. then, what's this? his uniform feels a little itchy, so he starts to take it off, and THERE'S A CUBS uniform under it! kerry wood then gives dunn and evil smile, dunn gives an evil smile right back, and then they embrace. the reds dugout is really pissed off, so they charge wood and dunn, but wood and dunn destroy them all (with the help of a steel chair), and the cubs win the world series. and it'll happen while i'm in attendance!