Arrieta will struggle mightily in this game, giving up an inside-the-park grand slam bunt in the first inning after he walks the bases loaded on full counts when the umpire doesn't call borderline strikes. The Cubs make a bid to come back in the game, as Lackey never strikes out a batter and every ball in play averages 90 MPH off the bat, but all of them hit directly at Cardinals fielders. Lackey completes the perfect game when Jason Heyward scales the wall to rob a home run off the bat of Starlin Castro, the third home run he'd been robbed of that day. Crippled by having his solid contact go unrewarded all game, Starlin Castro descends into a spiral of rampant alcoholism and never has an errorless game at short with the Cubs again. He's traded to the Cardinals in the offseason, sobers up thanks to the unbelievable support of his teammates and learning the miraculous 'Cardinal Way' and becomes the first player since Ted Williams to hit .400 in a season. That's the worst possible outcome for this game.