Seriously. I'd have no problem taking on Lackey. Move him to the NL and get the issues with his marriage resolved, and he could be a comeback player of the year candidate. I kind of lean towards being willing to take him if that's what it took to get Theo. He's not a bad pitcher, or wasn't until last season when there was a highly documented personal issue going on with him. Maybe it didn't have anything to do with his performance, but maybe it did. Either way, he'd be moving to the NL Central from the AL East, so that right there should be good enought to see improvement to, at worst, a servicable 4th or 5th starter. Obviously he makes #1-2 starter money but that's a sunk cost at this point. If you truely believe Theo is going to be the GM that builds a championship ballclub, and he is ok with bringing Lackey and his contract with him to Chicago, then it's good enough for me. At least he's not bringing Badley with him. There are good GM candidates out there that wouldn't require giving up significant compensation. Taking on a large chunk of Lackey's salary (which is what it would have to be for Boston to consider it compensation) is not worth it. I keep coming back to the thought that Epstein's value isn't just his past success or the fact that he's done it with a franchise very similar (in a number of ways) to the Chicago Cubs (thus, I "trust" him a bit more than Friedman, for example). A huge part of Epstein's value is that the cream of the crop up-and-comers - genius types whom we've never even heard of - are going to be banging down Epstein's door to work for him. He'll have his pick of the little. I'm not sure the same is true if the Cubs hire Hahn, Cherington, Coppolella, or Levine - as great of candidates as they might otherwise be.