Bears fans are dumb. http://www.sideleagueblog.com/sideleague-2/2014/11/12/jay-cutler-tells-the-onion-that-the-chicago-bears-need-a-new-punter-some-bears-fans-have-never-heard-of-the-onion-apparently 100% knew that was going to happen. I'm going out on a limb to say you could find such a reaction on twitter to every article ever written on the onion. Nope. If that was about Peyton Manning, everyone would have known it was a joke. *I would have used another Bear, but people would believe it if Marshall (crazy), Briggs (fatty), or Allen (crazy) were said to have said it too. Nobody else on the team talks. But the onion probably isn't writing that article with Peyton Manning in place of Cutler. That story doesn't work. That's the point. The onion's articles about real life things tend to exploit the public perception of celebrities and what their biggest critics think they are capable of doing. And every time it happens, you can find people on twitter that thought it was real. *Although there have been real life articles where Manning talked about teammates that weren't cutting it.