Thurman Merman
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Yeah, we're about to score some runs
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I have a good feeling he'll do a little better than Babe Ruth IV.
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And he peed on me in the 6th inning last night, but I didnt change out of them until the game was over. So now I guess ill be wearing these pants until they win the whole damn thing. #goodluckpeepants
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The Daily Herald was doing a story on Cubs babies right after my son was born. So we got a free Cubs onesie and they chose our pic for the article. http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20161022/news/161029533/
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Week 8: Vikings at Bears MNF on ESPN
Thurman Merman replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
Buffalo chicken I was going to say this exact thing. My wife makes a lot of these frozen bagged crock pot meals and this is the best one by far. -
Roberts? Fixed. Don't ask me why I had Johnson on the brain. Must be because of Addisons dong d-dong dong dong.
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Not sure how that call specifically fits that narrative. That was the perfect use of replay; righting a clear wrong.
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Congrats! However, let her know that she now has to continue giving birth every game day until we win the series. We'll just shove little Javy McHorseteeth right back up in her and do it all again tonight.
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This has been one hell of a night. As soon as the cubs game ended my wife's labor got to the point that we needed to get to the hospital, and then 1 hour later my son was born. He must have realized that if he waited much longer he would miss the world series.
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Divisional series thread
Thurman Merman replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Seriously, how is that not a balk? I wonder if that is going to create some discussion in the offseason about more strictly enforcing balks on plays like that. -
Rizzo struggling + a tough lefty matchup does not equal fun. Hopefully next series he starts a hot streak and carries us.
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Their couple of competent hitters will occasionally get hits. No biggie.
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Vasgersian with the Fred tribute
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I think those pitches were so bad it broke the Cubs Ump twitter account.
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Divisional series thread
Thurman Merman replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
One of those TBS yokels just said "I dont like that call to end the game". WTF. The ump was literally just calling the fact he swung at strike 3. And video confirmed it was obvious. Please take any and all baseball coverage away from TBS. So glad the Cubs avoid them this year. -
LMFAO. I almost posted about how distasteful I found it that Carlos Martinez managed to shoehorn his murderous drunk driving horsefeathers former teammate into the Fernandez tributes Sunday night. well to be fair, boating that late at night was an awful decision, and his friend did say that he stopped at a restaurant super late at night. And if he was driving the boat that night ... well yeah it would be worse than oscar Didnt it come out that there was no alcohol in his system? Or am I misremembering? Edit: Looks like that was just initial speculation and autopsy results arent out yet.
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Because sweaty ass, piss, and [expletive] are so much cleaner? Even if a toilet seat appears clean/dry, it means absolutely nothing. There is no "my" seat about it. One takes a risk every time they use a public toilet. All kidding aside, Im going to try this standing up to wipe thing and see how it goes. Ill report back with the results.
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It's not more difficult. It's not like you stand there [expletive] knock-kneed and wipe. One normally hikes a leg up on the toilet seat, hardly rocket science. But perhaps the biggest, most underrated perk of standing is not having to worry about scraping your dong on the front of the bowl when reaching back to wipe, obviously a huge problem if in public. So you are putting your dirty shoes that have been walking on bathroom floors up on my toilet seat?
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Ive watched this like a million times and cant figure out where it hit.
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Its weird and gross to you precisely because you dont understand it. If you understood it, you wouldnt stand to wipe like a weirdo.
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7/11 Home Run Derby - 7:00 pm CT, ESPN
Thurman Merman replied to Omar's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
They need to shorten these rounds to 3:00 minutes, keep the 2x 440 HR bonuses, then add another 30 sec bonus for 2 over 460. Reward the big dongers. -
I really wish they had more porta-potties around, because my bowels get way too loosened up during runs and I need to horsefeathers outside and wipe with leaves (or whatever I can find) way too often. Its way preferable to horsefeathers in a porta-potty than to pop a squat next to a church next to some evergreens and wipe your ass with whatever stick you can find. Its worth it for the TP alone.
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Didnt he have a pretty slow start to the year? He must be kicking some serious ass lately if hes on pace to have his best year.
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What could go wrong? http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2016/06/29/gun-storage-truck-coming-to-busch-after-all-star-break/ This also may be the least surprising thing ever.