Thurman Merman
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Divisional series thread
Thurman Merman replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Seriously, how is that not a balk? I wonder if that is going to create some discussion in the offseason about more strictly enforcing balks on plays like that. -
Rizzo struggling + a tough lefty matchup does not equal fun. Hopefully next series he starts a hot streak and carries us.
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Their couple of competent hitters will occasionally get hits. No biggie.
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Vasgersian with the Fred tribute
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I think those pitches were so bad it broke the Cubs Ump twitter account.
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Divisional series thread
Thurman Merman replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
One of those TBS yokels just said "I dont like that call to end the game". WTF. The ump was literally just calling the fact he swung at strike 3. And video confirmed it was obvious. Please take any and all baseball coverage away from TBS. So glad the Cubs avoid them this year. -
LMFAO. I almost posted about how distasteful I found it that Carlos Martinez managed to shoehorn his murderous drunk driving horsefeathers former teammate into the Fernandez tributes Sunday night. well to be fair, boating that late at night was an awful decision, and his friend did say that he stopped at a restaurant super late at night. And if he was driving the boat that night ... well yeah it would be worse than oscar Didnt it come out that there was no alcohol in his system? Or am I misremembering? Edit: Looks like that was just initial speculation and autopsy results arent out yet.
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Because sweaty ass, piss, and [expletive] are so much cleaner? Even if a toilet seat appears clean/dry, it means absolutely nothing. There is no "my" seat about it. One takes a risk every time they use a public toilet. All kidding aside, Im going to try this standing up to wipe thing and see how it goes. Ill report back with the results.
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It's not more difficult. It's not like you stand there [expletive] knock-kneed and wipe. One normally hikes a leg up on the toilet seat, hardly rocket science. But perhaps the biggest, most underrated perk of standing is not having to worry about scraping your dong on the front of the bowl when reaching back to wipe, obviously a huge problem if in public. So you are putting your dirty shoes that have been walking on bathroom floors up on my toilet seat?
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Ive watched this like a million times and cant figure out where it hit.
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Its weird and gross to you precisely because you dont understand it. If you understood it, you wouldnt stand to wipe like a weirdo.
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7/11 Home Run Derby - 7:00 pm CT, ESPN
Thurman Merman replied to Omar's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
They need to shorten these rounds to 3:00 minutes, keep the 2x 440 HR bonuses, then add another 30 sec bonus for 2 over 460. Reward the big dongers. -
I really wish they had more porta-potties around, because my bowels get way too loosened up during runs and I need to horsefeathers outside and wipe with leaves (or whatever I can find) way too often. Its way preferable to horsefeathers in a porta-potty than to pop a squat next to a church next to some evergreens and wipe your ass with whatever stick you can find. Its worth it for the TP alone.
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Didnt he have a pretty slow start to the year? He must be kicking some serious ass lately if hes on pace to have his best year.
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What could go wrong? http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2016/06/29/gun-storage-truck-coming-to-busch-after-all-star-break/ This also may be the least surprising thing ever.
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And for parents with young kids, shes also apparently the voice of Sofia. Guess Ill be watching that show differently now.
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2016 Cubs Picks Thread
Thurman Merman replied to UMFan83's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Im not sure, but im getting a sense they wanted to focus on pitching this draft. -
Anyone else having an issue where every video posted to this site just shows up as a black screen, or is it just my crappy old computer?
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That kid is not 18.
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Done
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While we are winning the division regardless of what the Cardinals do this year, its refreshing to see them finally experience some Pythag bad luck for once.
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Point towards not creepy weirdo: he did not mention God once in his on field post game interview. My wife and I did have a good time making fun of his wifes music last night though, which was described as Christian EDM.
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I think Im on the safety/5T train as well.
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[tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] So.... Not that this really means anything, just thought it was funny.
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How is lb a need I suppose I wasnt thinking straight positional need but rather pass rushing need. Either way, still pissed that they didnt take Tunsil.