I just checked all the stats on the Pirates lineup and not a single one of them has a career OPS higher than .800 As arbitrary a guideline for hitting success it may be, thats incredibly mediocre for the Pirates.
I know, I'm almost completely satisfied with every starting position player on this team. Cept CF and SS...and sometimes LF I really hope you meant LF. ninja edit :ninja:
Better question is how the hell are the Cardinals off to best start since 2000. Tim Kurkjian (or some other ESPN anchor, they are all the same to me) picked them to win the division and I laughed at it at the time but now...
Honestly just forfeit the rest of the game, theres no reason to keep playing after that. I don't even want them to win after that, Marquis has got to have placed a bet on the Astros or something.